Mrs. M’s Wedding Photo Drive inspired me to send her some of my own pictures. Sadly, all my professional ones are back home in some random hope chest nudged between a Madonna cd and a Trailer Park Trash cookbook. Hmm, seems a little irreverent doesn’t it?

Anyhow, I sent her the few pictures I actually have with me. I can’t help but laugh at this one:

Let’s have a quiz!

What in the CRAP was going on in this picture?

A. “WURD.” Practicing my new L-family gang sign

B. “ Hey guys! Let’s pretend I’m on Dancing With the Stars! Foxtrot THIS Samantha Harris!”

C. “I came from Alabama with my banjo on my knee, I’m goin’ to Louisiana my true love for to see.”

D. “Does this dress make my nipple look fat?”

Post your answers in the comments section below ("Share the Love"). Extra credit to those who come up with an E, F, and G! I’ll post the best ones tomorrow.

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