Why?

Why in the WORLD would anyone ever put their Titanium Oakleys on the passenger side seat?

Why?

Why would one do that?

Do you not realize that’s simply inviting someone to carelessly hop in the car without looking and crush them to smithereens?

Because it is you know!

Want know who puts their Titanium Oakleys on the passenger side seat?

My husband!

Do you guys realized that not only did I hop in the car and ride all the way to dinner SITTING ON A FREAKING PAIR OF SUNGLASSES

but I also got out for dinner,

hopped in the car again- STILL SITTING ON A FREAKING PAIR OF SUNGLASSES

got out to get ice cream,

hopped back in the car STILL SITTING ON A FREAKING PAIR OF SUNGLASSES,

and got to our apartment when Will finally realized that his poor sunglasses were all wobbly and screaming for air.

I don’t know what’s more pathetic-

the fact that Will carlessly put an expensive pair of sunglasses on the passenger seat or the fact that my big fat butt didn’t freaking even know it!

How embarrassing, right?

How in the WORLD do you not know you’re sitting on a pair of sunglasses!?!

I need to go cry now.