It’s a random Sunday afternoon and I have absolutely nothing to say…

HOWEVER-

You may notice I’m posting much earlier than I have the past few weeks.

Do you want to know why?

“yes! Yes! Oh my gosh yes! I sat up all night praying you would ask me this!” roars the crowd. (ha)

Because yesterday I got my work computer connected to the internet!

That’s right girls- I’m back.

Anyway, to celebrate I had to post something.

Anything!!

So you know what I decided to do?

Follow suit and post one of the 36 million surveys going around.

PLUS I’m going to fill like 3 of them out so by the time I finish you’ll know everything about my entire life and we’ll be like spit sisters or something really important afterwards.

Yeah, woo.

I know you’re so excited to read all the interesting facts about me (ha). So just skim through and pretend to read a couple and I’ll call you my friend. I’ll even through in some smart and stupid comments for liking me enough to read this whole stupid concoction of the never ending mindless survey to top all surveys that will have you crying for me to never ever fill out a survey again.

Here it goes…

Ooo! I’ll even post it like I’m supposed to:

Yet Another Mindless Survey! (thanks to Jenny, Christina, Sarah, Jessica, Betsy, and every other one of my nest friends that has done this besides me!)

JUST TWO THINGS

Hmmm, if you didn’t already guess, this survey deals with two things about me! In this survey I will provide you lucky readers with just two fun and interesting facts about my life. OH MY GOSH! This is so great.

Two Names You Go By
1. Brittny (gasp! Oh my gosh! What a huge shock)
2. Britter (mostly just by family)

Two Parts of Your Heritage
1. British
2. Only God knows… seriously… only He does! My mom was adopted.

Two Things That Scare You
1. Tornadoes
2. Singing in front of people, though that might be one thing that scares YOU!

Two of Your Everyday Essentials
1. Cell Phone
2. Lip Gloss

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now
1. An Annoyed Face (but in a “nice way…” honest!)
2. Lip Gloss

Two of Your Favorite Bands or Musical Artists (at the moment, like this very second and not of all time)
1. Damien Rice
2. Imogen Heap

Two Things You Want in a Relationship (other than Real Love)
1. Okay, in my all-encompassing book, real love includes all the “real answers” like trust and understanding and all that stuff.

Therefore, since all I want in a relationship is “real love” which includes all the foundational stuff, I also want someone to make me breakfast in the morning. A super yummy and satisfying breakfast.

(Will doesn’t do that but we have that “real love” so we still cool)
2. Never ending laughter… well, except during the serious parts.

Two Truths
1. I want a freaking new job.
2. When I was 4 I got hot and decided that putting 2 eggs down my pants would cool me off. What a weirdo. Maybe I missed my calling as a stripper at IHOP…

Two Physical Things that Appeal to You About the Opposite Sex
1. Smile. I love hillbilly men with blacked out teeth. Hee hee. Lie.
2. Broad, strong chest, full of hair that I get to brush and braid. Another lie.

Two of Your Favorite Hobbies
1. Hmmm, I bet you can guess what number one is!!!
2. Cooking

Two Things You Want Really Badly
1. A freaking new job.
2. To have a wealth of money and retire…wait…that contradicts the first. Crap!

I’ll just say a doggie like Christina did. Nevermind the first part.

Two Places You Want to go on Vacation
1. To buy a train ticket and go across Europe
2. The awesome sandy beaches of Kuwait. I hear it’s beautiful there. EVERYONE should want to vacation there. Tell all your friends! I hear there is an awesome girl that ROCKS as a tour guide.

Two Ways That You Are Stereotyped
1. A Typical American. I’m sure people whisper that in Arabic to each other every time I try to do anything here.
2. An Okie

Two Things You Are Thinking About Now
1. A Gigantic piece of The Cheesecake Factory’s chocolate chip cookie dough cheesecake. Yep. I really am. Isn’t it sick that I think about food? It’s borderline fantasizing.
2. Whether to stay in Kuwait or go home.

Two Stores You Shop At
1. The Limited. My all-time favorite store
2. Drugstore.com. Oh my gosh. Anything we can’t get in Kuwait we can get on this site. Boxes from there come in daily for people working here.

Two favorite web sites
1. Again, I bet you can get this one on your own.
2. Christina’s shoebox because she has a whole links page full of my nestie friends so they are just a click away for me!

Two cars you owned
1. 1994 Chevy Camaro. I got it when I was 16. It was the only car I’ve ever had. I had to sell it before we moved over.
2. None… well… unless you add all the ones Will has had. We don’t have time to go over all that. This is the TWO things survey afterall!

Two pets you have
1. Will
2. None, but one time my sister had a pet piece of broccoli name Marker for 4 months. How bizarre is that!? She cried when my mom accidentally threw it away (she didn’t know it was a pet). I laughed.

Two Favorite Sports (To Watch)
1. OU Football. Yeah, I know you’re shocked.
2. OU Basketball. Again, the look of amazement.

Wow! Wasn’t that fun!!! Still want to learn more!? READ ON!

This is the “Ask a Million Random Questions” Survey.

In this survey I will answer a million random questions.

Name: Brittny Lynne
Nickname: Britt, Britter
Birthday: Is coming soon!

Have You Ever…

Fallen for your bestfriend? Sort of kind of.
Kissed someone who was just your friend? Yes.
Been rejected? No
Been in love? Nope. Never. (ha ha. Just kidding)
Used someone? Yeah. I moved around a ton when I was younger. You have to find that one practical friend to inform you of who to avoid. You know, like the kid that eats his own boogers. Sorry to offend. If you ate your snot when you were a kid, we can still be friends. I’ve grown up and am WAY more mature and open to all types of people now, booger eaters and all.
Cheated on someone? No
Been cheated on? No
Done something you regret? Yes. I’m a Christian for crying out loud. When I sin I hate making God sad.

Do you ...

Color your hair? Yep. Highlights. You’ll hear all about that later this week.
Have tattoos? No
If so how many? NA
Have any piercings? Yes. 
If so how many? Too many to count. Ha ha, just kidding. Just my ears.
Like thunderstorms? If they do not include hail the size of a small child and tornadoes, then I’m okay with them.
Any obsessions? Nope. Not one. I’m sure you guys can’t think of any for me either…

Right now..

Current clothes: Lavender ¾ sleeved boatneck top with black pants, and pretty pink pearls
Current mood: Ready to change jobs.
Current hair: Down and straight.
Current music: None. I can’t wait to get home and listen to my iPod.
Current annoyance: Ha, I bet you can guess… it has to do with work…
Current perfume/cologne: Embrace Dreams by Mary Kay (the pink spray). It smells so pretty.
Current thing you should be doing: Staring at the wall. That was pretty much my assigned job for the day.
Current crush: Orlando Bloom. Oh, and Willy <3

What is your favorite…

Drink: Water… I guess… it’s all I drink. Not so much my favorite, but since I consume enough to satisfy a village, water it is!
Color: pink and yellow
Candy: Just about everything. I have few prejudices.
Tv Show: King of Queens and Frasier. See, we’re not privileged enough to watch all the popular shows on TV back home like Greys Anatomy, so we live in our own little world of box sets. Ohhhh yeaaaah.
Movie: You don’t have time and neither do I. It takes me forever to think of one of my favorites.
Place: Home.
Person to talk to: Willy!

Do your prefer..

McDonalds or Burger King? McDonalds. Their flimsy fries are the freaking best!
Marry the Perfect Lover or the perfect friend? Pffht. Silly question! I can’t marry myself! Ha Ha. TOTALLY kidding. Don’t flame me for my stupid answer.
Root Beer or Dr Pepper? The truth is probably root beer, but I am morally obligated to say Dr. Pepper since I’m from the south.
Sunshine or Rain? Rain
Spring or Fall? Fall
Winter or Summer? Winter- I live in hell’s kitchen for crying out loud. You spend a summer in 135 degree weather and you’ll say winter too.
Vanilla or Chocolate? There is no way you can ask me to choose.
Lights on or Off? What the crap? Who is making these things up? What a random question. Well, if you care… on.

Are you…

Understanding? Yes.
Open Minded? Aw, sure.
Bad Tempered? Sort of kind of. Will would say yes. I would say, “Mmmm, NAH.”
Happy? Yes. I’m a Happy Girl.
Attractive? Attractive? Try Freaking Dead Sexy Hott! Ha Ha, okay, again, lying. I think I’m just a normal lookin’ girly girl.
Bored Easily? Not really.
Sad? When I have a reason
Unique? Yah.

UGH. I’m BOOORRRREED. Ha ha. Just kidding. That was just because of the bored easily question I just answered.
Random (as if this entire survey isn’t already “random” enough…)

What do you like in a Spouse? I like a guy that is OBSESSED, that’s right, freaking OBSESSED with OU sports. Yep. That was my dream my whole entire life. “Mom, when I grow up I want to marry an obsessive sports fan. I want him to love sports more than food and ALMOST as much as me.” SIgh. I’m such a lucky girl. (hee hee)

How would you describe yourself? Homosapien.
Do you have any Pets? Hey! What the crap!? You can’t double ask! I already answered this question!
Have any siblings? Yes. A 16 year old sister that acts like she’s in college.
What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to do PR for a company, do some sort of political or image consulting, or something where I get to interact with people as a large portion of my job. Any ideas ladies!? What the crap can I do with my life?! HELP ME! Hmm. After that stunt, maybe be a professional whiner?
What is your best physical trait? My huge arse. Ha Ha, now, we BOTH know that’s a lie. My smile. :-D
What is the best thing about your personality? I am very loyal.
What words do you overuse? I bet you guys could answer this better than I do since you have to hear me yammer all the cotton-picking time. I say Like ALL the time. It’s terrible.
Whats the most annoying thing about you? I worry about everything.

End this survey with a quote: “Oh my gosh. This is the longest survey ever. Why in the world am I doing this to myself?”

~ Brittny

SURVEY #3 Ooooh! We’re almost done! This is a random life survey.

In this survey I will answer random questions about my life.

Never in my life: Have I been skiing.

When I was five: I had this awesome blue metallic wig and I would wear it and dance and sing and I always begged my mom to tape me being a rock singer so she could send it to Star Search and I could be like Debbie Gibson. Totally rad.

High School is: a wonderful memory. I went to a high school full of history and tradition. I still remember singing the school song after every single school event, rubbing Hewey’s nose on game day, and trips to the local drive-in for cherry vanilla dr. peppers after we kicked butt in football. It was a blast.

There’s this girl: that I call the Ring Leader because she runs a circus of sorts (well, if you count a whole bunch of idiot workers wandering around as a circus, that is) and I swear she carries one of those long whips and violently asks us to move around like we’re dancing bears. I secretly hope I get promoted to the ballerina.

Last night: I went to bed before Will, and when he came in he was a meanie and told me it was time for me to get up and that I had overslept. I jumped out of bed all groggy and freaking out because I was running late. Turns out I had only been asleep for like an hour. What a punk.

When I turn my head right, I see: My Cubicle Buddy. Such fun. Not really.

A better name for me would be: ?!? What kind of question is this!? You’re messing me up! I’ve been Brittny for 22 years, don’t confuse me.

I have a hard time understanding: Why a simple “drug deal” can get you anything you want at my company.

You know I like you if: I make an effort to make you feel special.

My ideal breakfast is: Hey! I just mentioned this. You all need to jot this down so you can make me breakfast. I don’t need all of this at once, so you can stretch the menu into a few days or something: blueberry pancakes, French toast with an assortment of syrup, scrambled eggs with cheese, biscuits and gravy, blueberry cake doughnuts… I could go on, but I’m making myself crave foods I can’t exactly have on south beach.

If you spend the night at my house: You will find out I wear a dorky night guard to help with my TMJ. Opps, now I told everyone my geeky secret. Crap.

I always make it a point to: Tell Willy I think he’s a gosh darn swell guy.

I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: Again- what is going through the minds of the people writing this stuff!?

Who are you!?

ABC Survey

This is the final series of surveys, thank goodness. This survey requires an answer related to every letter in the alphabet.

In this survey I will provide an answer related to every letter in the alphabet.

( are you annoyed with my sarcasm yet?

A is for age
22
B is for booze of choice
Just call me Sandra Dee (y’know- from Grease). I don’t drink.
C is for career
In limbo. I’m currently an admin. assistant in the marketing department. I don’t so much call that a career. It’s just a job.
D is for your Dad’s name
Charles, but he goes by “Chuck”
E is for essential items to bring to a party
A smile!
F is for favorite song at the moment
Ridin’ Dirrrty by Chamillionaire (radio edit, of course) How trashy am I!?
G is for favorite game
Football
H is for hometown

L-Town
I is for instruments you play
I used to play the cello and I miss it lots
J is for jam or jelly you like
Everything.
K is for kids
K is for “Kuit” talking about kids to me!!! Have you talked to my mom!? Is she pressuring you to ask me about kids?! Gah!
L is for living arrangements
With my Will in an apartment in Kuwait

M is for Mom’s name
Mom, or Linda, but I like Mom better.
N is for name of your crush

I already answered this like 42 questions ago. I don’t think it’s changed.
O is for overnight hospital stays
0
P is for phobias
Again, we answered this question during the “2 Things” survey.
Q is for quotes you like
Sooner born and Sooner bred and when I die I’ll be Sooner dead.
R is for relationship that lasted the longest
Will wins! 
S is for sexual preference
I like boys- adult ones. Maybe I’ll clarify and just say Will on this one.
T is for tasty desserts
Everything. You should know me well enough by now to know I’m not picky when it comes to sweets.
U is for underwear
I really think you people who write these are hilarious. Yes. I have one pair that I rotate throughout the week. (ha ha)

V is for vegetables you love
V is for this is getting Very tiring!
W is for weekend plans
Go out for my mom’s birthday and then go out for our 2nd anniversary. Then knock over a few banks and make out in the back of my car.
X is for x-rays you’ve had
Teeth, feet
Y is for year you graduated from high school
2001
Z is for zodiac sign
Aries. Are we done yet?

Oh my gosh. I finished. I’m sorry I put myself through that. It was lots of fun at first… but then it got long. Thanks for skimming my blog today. You are all liars if you said you read the whole thing so don’t even pull that crap on me.

Enjoy the rest of your weekend! <3