I’m writing to apologize.

I am forced to run a retraction of this post.

I’m embarrassed and ashamed of providing you faulty information. You should all know hard I try to provide you with quality and accurate informative blog posts (ha).

The truth is, when I stated that my new manager was 71 I was incorrect.

71 is still young, fresh, youthful…

My manager is, in fact, 75.

To be exact- he will be turning 76 this year.

Yes, that’s correct, 76.

Not 71.

I’ll let you check your pants now because I’m sure, like me, you just crapped all over yourself.

Sorry for the error. I guess I was giving this spring chick extra credit.

That is all.