Can I simply ask why all these new “on-the-go” drink packs have to be the darkest, deepest shade of crimson EVER!?

REALLY!!?

WHY!!!!?

People have to work!

On the same token, people like to drink flavored water.

HOWEVER-

People also don’t like to have their teeth stained BLOODY RED ALL FREAKING DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know Halloween is approaching, but c’mon! I swear people think I’m a vampire around here. I now have to use a freaking straw in my water bottle.

Are you happy Crystal Light!? A STRAW!

Yes- I’m one of those snooty straw-drinkers.

WHO!?

WHO DRINKS WATER THROUGH A STRAW?!

I’ll tell you who- MORONS!

For the love of flavored water- make something clear already!

GAH!