Hello Hello

Nothing great today, nothing at all. 

Really.

My boss has been out sick all week, so again I feel like a fish out of the aquariam, flopping around making small puddles, hoping that someone will put be where I belong. That is a whole post in itself, but I don’t feel like talking about that right now.

You’ll never guess what this guy said to me today! I thought I was going to lay on the floor and do 3 million crunches- after throwing up all over myself out of shock of course.

Okay, yesterday I met this guy my mom used to work with. He was nice, but had a strange sense of humor. Today my mom called me and told me he was going to stop by and drop something off that goes to her office. He came in and was nice and gave me what my mom needed, and

THEN…

THEN…

he told me I needed to go to the gym because my stomach was fat!!!

I gave him a look of shock and then he was like, “ ha ha, just kidding.”

First, I was totally mad that he would say that, and then- after the: “Who the crap does he think he is!? I am so going to buy a huge ice cream freaking sundae loaded with everything 3 times over and eat it in front of him, making disgusting noises and being sure to smear it all over my “fat stomach” while talking to “it” saying, “Does Brittny’s tummy like that!?” - I felt like crap!!

I can’t believe he had the audacity to say that to me. I wanted to shove my pen up his nose! I felt like one of those women that got asked when they were due when they were not pregnant at all.  I’m surprised another lady hasn’t killed him for being so blunt before today. What guy is stupid enough to say that!? He is obviously single still for a reason. I’m not fat at all, but I’m like most women that have areas I’d like to work on.  Anyway, that totally hurt my feelings! I think I’m still in shock.  I don’t even know what to think. Even if he was kidding (I don’t think he was), I don’t know him at all. I can’t believe he would say that. I’m sorry for obsessing over that, but I will be dwelling on that for the next 5 hours now. Wow. What a day. I can’t believe that!

I got my work email set up today! Yay! now I can get loads of emails from people telling me to do more work (total sarcasm in my excitement)! They flipping spelled my name wrong though. Brittney. I think there must be 13 different ways to spell my name. What is hilarious is that I spelled it out letter by letter to them as they were creating my account, yet they still missed it.

Amazing.

I usually don’t care at all because there are As and Es and Is inserted to my name all the time, but I thought it might get confusing to have the correct spelling on everything else and then the wrong spellling on my email. I feel bad for all you ladies that have crazy long last names. I’m sure they get spelled wrong all the time. I think after a certain point I would just be like, “yeah...whatever… that’s me.”

Like I said, pretty boring day.