I sent in my absentee ballot request yesterday.

That means I suck and will probably get my ballot on the 12th.

The Oklahoma Primary is on the 5th.

That’s about right for me, though.

Maybe I should make Will (who is a way bigger loser than I am because he hasn’t even done an absentee request yet- shame on him!) humor me and have him pretend to be a Fox News anchorman providing news coverage of the vote-

yes, vote with no s- remember? Will isn’t a model American-

in Kuwait!

Then we could have the winner-

yes just one primary winner since there’s no one here to vote for the other party-

come and give a speech in my living room, and I could stand behind him and smack my gum, and stress about if there’s something hanging out of my nose, and yawn, and look like a complete moron like most of the people do who sit behind the candidates when they give their speeches. Shouldn’t they give these people a pep talk prior to show time?

Will and I would be the campaign headquarters! It would be so much fun. You would love it, I’m sure.

I can assure you, our victory party would be the best ever! Papa Johns pizza on paper plates, bottled water with an assortment of generic brand crystal light on the go, not to mention the live entertainment of iTunes!

I seriously know how to throw a killer party.

(ha ha)

Okay, can I interrupt this post to tell you that I almost threw up just now?

A lady I worked with was just telling me about her bleeding hanging mole- actually, she calls them “body tags.”
She’s holding a tissue up to her neck as it fills with blood cursing the blasted “body tag.”

AAAHHH! I’m freaking out over here and twitching. Something about the phrase bleeding hanging body tag mole really, really freaks me out.

Okay- I think on that note we need to end this post! There’s no way I can get back to discussing politics or party etiquette.

(shuddering)

Have a great day!