It seems that every time I log on lately I feel like I’m so behind with this blog of mine!

I got tagged for what might be the most entertaining survey I’ve been a part of in my entire blogging histoy. I swear, you guys have cracked me up so much! So, now it’s my turn. The truth is, I’m a little embarrassed. As I thought about 6 weird thigns about me it was quite astonishing all the things I came up. Let’s just say it was way more than just 6… what does that say about me??

I tried to choose 6 that wouldn’t scream, “Put this lady in therapy!” or “Ew, stay away from her. Give her 30 years and she’ll be the lady at the end of the block the kids throw rocks at,” but I think I was unsuccessful.
So…

6 Weird Things About Me
By Brittny Lynne

1. I’m really big on oral hygeine- flossing, swishing, brushing 37 times a day. A nice smile goes a long way! BUT… I have the onset of TMJ so I sleep in this dorky night splint (it’s really sexy) that I all but take care of properly. It’s quite disgusting. I’m good if I brush it and clean it more than once a week (puke!). It’s the sickest thing and i’m not sure why I’m too lazy to just brush it for 30 seconds… i’m not really sure!

It is so gross, in fact, that Will made me get a new one when we were home because he can’t stand to look at it and despite my clean mouth obsession he has kissing issues when he knows I’m about to put it in or just took it out.

So, I got a new one but guess what? I’m still using the old one.

Ugh, I’m disgusted with myself. I can’t believe I just told the world that! That’s not weird- it’s just revolting.

2. I try to pick my clothes out the night before I’m going to wear them. Well, a couple of nights ago I picked my outfit and noticed that there was a small little stain on the top hip area. I was really bummed about it, BUT knowing FULL WELL there was a stain on the back, I freaking wore it anyway.

When 2 cowokers were all , “Aw, Brittny! you have a stain on your cute skirt!” I acted shocked and was all, “Oh no! That’s terrible! I wonder how that happened!” and totally acted like I hadn’t noticed it before.

Am I a loser or what!? All to wear a freaking cute skirt!? Sigh… this survey is making me shameful.

3. On a daily basis I say (and LOVE- like seriously LOOOOVE) the following phrases or words:
-Freaking
-Freaking A
-Oh my Freak
-You’ve got to be Freaking kidding me
-What the crap

What a lady-like woman I am…

4. About 1 out of every 3 times I can blame a “fluff” on something or someone else and Will belives it.

For example, last night we were coming home from my parents house and I had a stomachache. I let what might be the manliest “fluff” EVER out and Will was like, “Oh my gosh- What was that sound!?”

and I totally played it off, “What do you mean?”

to which he responded, “Oh, nothing. I just heard something really loud. I think your car is making weird noises.”

Yeah sweetie, it was the car (ha).

5. I’ve never sang (sung?… hmmm) in front of Will! Singing in front of people is my biggest fear ever (but get me alone in the car and I’m a big singing dork) and I’ve never really sang in front of Will. I’ve just played around but nothing real. It’s funny because Will loves to sing. In fact, he used to say he wanted to be a country music singer(!), and here I am on the opposite end of the spectrum. How weird.

6.  Here’s a mild one (seriously- let’s go with something normal!): I’m a lip gloss hoarder. I buy lip gloss and chapstick all the freaking time- knowing I already have about 35 at home- and will keep it forever, even when it’s pretty much gone. It’s really weird. I FINALLY threw a bunch out last weekend. Does that mean I get to replace the old with new!?!


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So there you have it, my embarrassing and weird quarks told to you.

Things have been busy here, and sadly I think it’s here to stay. :( This new job of mine is insane! I’ve never worked in such a fast paced and demanding office. I’m not sure if it will ever slow down, but I sure hope so. A little at least.