My boss was talking about being so busy yesterday to the point where he was going to the bathroom and at the same time getting a phone call asking where he was and why he wasn’t where he needed to be.

For some unknown reason, known only by God and pretty little tinkle fairies in pink dresses, I chimed in with, “Yeah- sometimes I feel so busy that I feel guilty going to the bathroom too.”

Silence.

Crickets chirping.

He just looked at me, slightly cocked his head like a newborn pup that has no idea what the crap was just said to him and responds with,

“Yeah. Uh- what I was getting at was how I didn’t have a moment to myself yesterday.”

Right.

I’m just a freaking idiot and now you know that for me, peeing at work is guilty pleasure.

Way to foster good workforce communication, Brittny.