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why i’m not ready for kids

I sprayed Raid along the baseboards the night before last, being extra careful to make sure the dogs weren’t near it.

However, yesterday morning- in my mad rush to get ready- I sort of (yes, “sort of.” It makes me feel a little better instead of fully admitting what I moron I was) dropped the ball on monitoring the pups. I started hearing this noise but paid no attention. It continued for a few minutes, but I was still rushing around and not fully able to concentrate on anything else. I turned around and there’s Lucy, going to town on the baseboards. The noise was her licking the Raid off!

I seriously thought I was going to come home to a dead dog. I really thought she was going to be poisoned. I stressed all day long about what I would tell Will, and what would happen if she was sick. Turns out, she’s a freak of nature. She was totally fine. Although, she did cross her eyes and walk in circles a lot last night…

I still don’t think I’m ready for kids though. I’m having enough trouble keeping the doggies alive- can you imagine slapping a baby in my arms!?…

Electrical sockets that have pieces of a cover jammed into them

A gallon of bleach on the laundry room floor

Heavy doors that I slam all the time

Leaving the oven open

Guys- I’m a freaking mess!

Go ahead and call Child Protective Services. I know you want to. 

I’m totally with you on that.  I can handle taking care of my kitty pretty well, but that’s because he’s pretty independent.  Food, water, and empty the litter box and he’ll be okay.  But if he starts crying at me at night, it’s the end of the world!  How could I ever handle night time crying?

Posted by Kelley  on  06/25  at  05:11 AM

Trust me, kids don’t start licking baseboards until at least 6 months of age, so you have plenty of time before it gets to that point!  wink

Posted by Jenny  on  06/25  at  05:17 AM

Oops!  I am glad that Lucy was ok anyway!  It really IS hard to keep track of everything and make sure the puppies are always safe.  Things do happen, unfortunately, even if we have the best of intentions!

Posted by Platinum Rose  on  06/25  at  08:23 AM

Oh don’t stress it Britt! And besides, when the baby is a newborn there won’t be much action like that at all and I"m sure you’d be such a great mom!

Posted by  on  06/25  at  09:16 AM

You would be surpirsed about how much you change once a little one arrives!!! I have said it before and I will say it again......I think you would be a great mom!!! Don’t be so hard on yourself!!!! smile

Posted by  on  06/25  at  09:25 AM

I SO know what you mean! I had an episode just recently when Koda ate the little ant trap I’d set out. I was in hysterical tears, and on the phone with an after-hours vet thinking I’d killed her. She was fine! There will always be those little incidents, but hopefully when it’s a real, live baby we’ll be better. Don’t let that judge you as a mother, I know you’ll be excellent. Plus, you’d never let your baby eat her/his own poop. See, it’s just different!

Posted by Jenny  on  06/25  at  09:58 AM

Haha, sometimes I feel the same way.  I can hardly take care of myself and DH at times - a kid, not right now!
(Haha, I even referred to being pregnant as “incubating” this weekend - definitely NOT ready!)

Posted by Angela  on  06/25  at  10:32 AM

Oh no! Poor Lucy! Glad to hear she’s okay! And I’m sure when the kids DO come around, you’ll be ready. The dogs are giving you some GREAT training. smile

Posted by  on  06/25  at  10:51 AM

u r a trip.

Posted by Maria D.  on  06/25  at  11:48 AM

Brittny,

Don’t feel too bad....I think DH and I killed our houseplant!  We put him in the car for the move and then left him there a while when it was 100 degrees.  When I got in the car, it smelled like cooked plant.  Poor Bud!  So, we aren’t even ready for pets, let alone children.  We killed our plant…

Posted by  on  06/25  at  04:08 PM

You’ll be fine with kids, I’m sure of it!  smile

I’m glad your pup was fine, though...not too big a surprise considering that dogs can eat ALMOST anything!! lol

Posted by JessPond  on  06/25  at  08:06 PM

It’s amazing the things pets can get into and still be fine ..

Is it bad that as I was reading (me, with two kids on the way), I was looking around thinking “am I ready for kids?” .. dangling electrical cords, small non-edibles on the floor, a pair of scissors at the edge of a table .. not to mention the scores of cleaning products left scattered around the house.  Good thing I’ve got awhile smile

Posted by Cathy  on  06/26  at  04:17 AM

My baby Bernie has eaten part of my hubby’s flip flops, pine needles, his own poop, the poop of OTHER animals...and somehow he lives. Incredible what animals can consume, huh?

I’ve “heard” that you’re never completely READY to have kids, no matter how prepared you think you are --but, can’t really vouch for the truth of those words. It’s good to recognize, though, when you’re def NOT ready so that you can make sure that it’s a happy experience when children DO eventually come. grin

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brittny I'm B-Love. I've just returned to America after spending three years in Kuwait with my husband Mr. B-Love and our two maltese, Boz and Lucy. We recently added two more doggies to our family, Rocky and Teddy. I love weight training, OU football, and lazy weekends. Buckle up and get ready for my constant embarrassing moments, continual madness at a new job, and my daily effort to rely on Christ while adjusting to life back in the real world.


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