You guys make me laugh. Checking my mail was a treat this morning. I decided to share all the comments made in regards to what else could be going on in this picture:

RJ said: My first thought was: There’s something/a stain on her dress! ... dont mind me I was just staring at your boob for 30 seconds trying to see it ... and you wouldnt be smiling if it were a stain haha ... OH! Maybe it’s cream filling from the donut you just ate before applying lipstick and you’re so happy to have one more taste!

RJ knows my love for the finer things in life- including a cream filled donut. By the way, I totally would have been happy to have one more taste- as long as there wasn’t a stain!

My “real life friend” Megan made me laugh too- ”I know the sign says ABSOLUTELY no smoking, but could i at least stash my cigs in here till after the ceremony?” hahaha...sorry i couldn’t resist that ghetto sign. Who would have thought that actually needed to be posted on a wall? =p

I couldn’t agree with you more, Megan. I almost said something about that too! How funny. I wonder if they posted that sign in the new building’s bathrooms too??

Jenny said: “Okay, so what one of you is going to carry this train?”

It was a toss up, but no one did! It was a mid-length vail, so it went a little past butt or something… I don’t even remember!

Mrs. M, as usual, never fails to make me laugh to the point where my coworker wonders if I’m okay and if she get something… someone… a straight jacket… just help in general.

Mrs. M said:

E. See this? It’s coming off tonight!

F. I think the miracle bra is only working on one side.

G. I’m so pretty today! Look! Even my armpit is pretty!

Freaking HILARIOUS.

You guys are too funny!

Want to know the true story behind this picture!? It’s far less interesting, but oh well. The truth is that a week before my wedding the woman I entrusted to do the alterations and steam ironing left the iron on the top part of my dress too long and burned it!! I was heart-broken.

I cussed.

I cried.

I cussed some more.

I egged her house.

I felt better.

It wasn’t all brown and crispy or anything, it was just a little “melty.” To fix the problem, she continued on with the beading that was already apart of my dress. It looked a little silly, but I had to come to grips with the fact that at the end of the day I would be married and really? That’s all I cared about. So- I was showing my friends the lady’s flub and cover-up in the picture.

Per a couple requests, I thought I’d show “the whole dress.” You’re making me wish I had my professional pictures with me! Are you happy!?!?!

And just to make you laugh- check out this cheese!

It rained a little the morning I got married (that’s good luck, you know!), so I had to walk into the church with a bag over my head. I had to do some PhotoShop project in college, hence why the picture looks all weird. That’s the biggest freaking smile I’ve ever seen in my life. Could I say “I’m getting MAAAAAAAAAARIED any louder?!”

I think not.

Or-

It could be that I’m screaming about constipation.

Yeah.... it’s gotta be that.