I will probably buy more than 10 boxes of Girl Scout cookies...because I’m totally fat.  I freak out if I see a mouse in the house, not because I’m scared of the mouse itself but because I’m afraid that its droppings contain Hanta Virus, and I’m just certain that we’re all going to die.  And, while I love the kids in my mom’s class at school, to me they are all just giant microbes out to get me.  Maybe that’s because I’ve been sicker this year than ever...who knows.

1. CAN YOU PLEASE send me one box of penaut butter patties? Okay don’t. But video yourself eating them. Because then I’ll pull a Kirstie Alley and feel satisfied.

2. I’m 19 next month, have been at college for almost 3 months and have done laundry ONCE. (I’ve flown back to Kuwait twice to do 8 loads). And I’ve been grocery shopping twice. I’m making mom and dad FLY down this weekend and do it with me.
PATHETIC!?!?!?!? YES.

3. I had kitchen class yesterday and it feels like Hell’s Kitchen in that class-hence all the grossnes..and I didn’t wash my hair after that. It must run in the family.

4. People ask me to eat when I’m not hungry and I say yes.

5. I wish I had a cleaning schedule. I had a boy come over to my room last night and he ended up CLEANING it.
HAHAHA.

Yay! A note from P! Hi, P!

I got a call at 5 last night from the daycare telling me they thought Cam had pink eye. By the time I got there, they changed their minds and said, “It’s probably just a cold.” I’d already sent my boss a text message saying I was on pink-eye alert, but I didn’t tell her it was possibly a false alarm. Cam woke up fine this morning, but I didn’t tell my boss yet. In fact, I told her I had to stay home to take him to the doctor.

Out of guilt, I am taking Cam to the doc, but I know he’s totally fine. I just didn’t want to go to work today.

I’m a lazy bum and slept to 11 today.  Uugghhh.

I’m going out to eat for lunch, despite the fact that we are in super savings mode.  But darn it, I can’t turn down mac and cheese day at this restaurant. 

See?  I’m a fatty too! 

Uhhh ok.  I think that’s it for now. 

we buy more gs cookies than that.  6 for me, 6 for him.  we don’t share.

hahaha at the boy cleaning P’s room!  Yay!  MARRY HIM!

Hahaha, I still totally hate buying tampons, too.  Anything feminine, “private” (condoms for example), etc, I still get embarassed about!  So I guess even at 27 (a whopping year older than “old” you) you’ll be like that still too!

1.  I convince DH he wants to have wine with dinner, so that I can have wine with dinner.  When really, I"M the once who wants it.

2.  I went to the drug store to buy some “bedroom stuff” for DH and I and wandered around and bought some other randomness, because I couldn’t go to the drug store for just that one item!

3.  Tomorrow I’ll be on day 3 of no hair washing.  I’m lazy.  I hate (hate!) showering in the morning, so I shower in the evening and then pretend not to know why my hair looks like crap the next day. (I’m thinking of buying some dry shampoo from sephora, just so it doesn’t look TOO crappy)

4.  My eyebrows are SUPER uneven right now.  I desperately NEED a wax.  I’m pretending I don’t nice.

5.  I don’t iron.  If DH doesn’t iron my shirts I just wear them and pretend not to notice they’re wrinkly.  “what?  it’s wrinkled?!  I never even noticed”

PS - you’re NOT fat - I saw the pictures of you from Miama - DEFINITELY NOT FAT!

1. Ugh, I am trying (desparately) to remember the last time I washed my hair.

2. We usually buy at least 10 boxes of GS cookies and not make excuses. . .

3. I have no cleaning schedule, I wish I did but it would probably NEVER get done on time.

And as for you being fat.....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha......

Awww P!  I remember when you were just a little squirt following us around.  I can’t believe you are going to be 19 and are in college!  What’s with the kitchen class?  I wish we had gotten to cook in college.  Don’t worry about the laundry and cleaning too much - you’ve got years to worry about that after college...live it up!

I am also very OCD about everything.  I can be at the dr’s office running a fever and the pics on the wall are crooked, and it drives me nuts.  Things are to be a certain way, and that is how they should be.  No deviation.

I too, at the age of 31, don’t like buying feminine products at the store.  But am finally over buying my BCP’s at the pharmacy, although my sister works there, and the pharmacist was my mentor in high school, although if I am there when my mom is, I don’t tell her what I am there for, like she doesn’t know that I take them because she doesn’t know that I need to take them to keep from having more kids, although I am 31 and married.  OH well.

Oh I forgot the best one.  I see people that are about the same age as me, and I think to myself, “Man they look old.” And then I realize that they are my age, but I know that I am not that old, and Lord knows I don’t look that old.  I mean, man I still get carded, for not only alcohol (21) but for spray paint (18).  So I know that although my driver’s license says I am 31, I am really still 22.

Hilarious!

I HATE to sweep and mop. My floors? DISGUSTING. So… I just wear socks in the house.

I still hide tampons, pads, condoms under all my other things in the cart at the store. God forbid anyone should know I buy those things!

Confession:  I think my (married) friend’s new BF is a piece. of. shit.  And she used to be SO normal and now she is like a silly high school girl and think everything he does is so flipping cool.  I am thisclose to telling her that he is a douche.  And I am secretly hoping that her husband doesn’t have to pay her alimony since she is the one that cheated.

OK - I realize it’s Friday now, so I’m late… but I do have a confession, and those of you who read this and also read my blog, don’t comment on there about it (there isn’t a post about it), but here’s my confession.... I’m pregnant!  Yes, with my 4th baby ~our 5th child, total~ We did not plan this, and I didn’t even expect it, but it is what it is!  I hopeyou didn’t drink the water in FL Brittny… never know what might be in it around here!

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