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The Weekend Edition (to include a partial list of words I hate)

I’m back from Waco.

Back very victorious, highly sunburned, and slightly fatter.

I think the highlight of my day occurred when a grandma turned to her little granddaughter and said, “I’m pretty sure grammi is not going to be able to find anything she likes to drink here. She’s going to have to wait until after the game.”

I’m pretty sure grammi wasn’t referring to coffee either.

Ha.

It’s the little things that make me laugh, really.

Anyhow, the trip was fun.

Fun in that- drive 30 hours to get there, have a quick dinner with Dr. Vet (ie:Will’s brother) sleep for 4 hours, drive 2 more hours to get to Waco, watch the game, and turn straight around and drive 32 hours to get home and clean poop off four dogs’ butts- kind of way.

Yeah, fun in that sort of way.

Okay, I’m exaggerating a little lot. I had a good time, it just went very fast! A win is always fun.

I will now stop talking about OU football. I will NOT- I repeat will not- go on and on for 4 hours about how I’m totally nervous about OU-Texas next week,

and how I’m so stoked about eating a fried snickers and complaining about being fat,

or meeting up with my ex-blogger friend Sarah for a corn dog at halftime,

or stressing out over each punt the Sooners have to kick, or any point Texas puts on the board.

I refuse.

Ha-

I said “stoked.”

Pretty sure that’s on a list of Things to NEVER EVER Say Again.

Ever.

Sorry about that.

Stoked…

What was I thinking?

There are many, many times throughout the day when I think I really need to begin a list of words I hate. P and I talk about starting this list ALL THE FREAKING TIME, but never do and then I end up forgetting some of the words that I hate until I hear someone use them in a sentence- which in most cases causes me to break out into a disgusting upper lip sweat.

Words I hate.

There are so many. So very many…

Just a few basic ones include:

raunchy

mole

herbs

stinky

ranch

feet

bean

grease

Ew. That’s so freaking disgusting. Those aren’t even my good ones. There are so many more.

I kind of froze when I realized I was blogging about something so stupid, so my best words are tucked away in the educated part of my brain-

because everyone knows I do not use that part of my brain when I compose these lovely little morsels of fantastic-ness I call “posts.”

Ha.

Okay guys, so you all have to leave a word you hate in the comments block so I can add them to my list and begin my petition to outlaw these words from every day vocabulary.

Yeah- freedom of speech proponent, that’s me.

Okay, enough about all that crap…

I added pictures not once but twice to my flickr account this week- impressive right?

I go over a week without blogging, but darnit, those pictures are going to get posted!

Oh, speaking of the lapse- followed by my last post of nothingness- yeah, you’re not going to have to suffer through one of my saddy-whiney posts (ha- not right now, anyway) as I mentioned before. I think I had built everything up, and composed the post in my head so many times, that there wasn’t really a need to actually follow through and type it out because it had been mulled around for days and days to the point where sitting down to right something really wouldn’t do my feelings justice.

Hello run-on sentence!

Anyway, no boo-hoo post (for now). You’ve been spared.

As for other things, I really need to clean my house.

I have this awful fault of feeling the need to stress out loud (and yes, I harbor feelings of stress about the state of my house, even though most would consider it clean).

Not only do I feel the need to stress out loud, but I also feel the need to do so over and over and over.

Oh- and that goes for everything.

P and I have this same weird quark. We find ourselves repeating things to others all the time and driving them crazy. For instance- if I’m eating a piece of cake and love it, I’ll rave on and on until someone wants to smear it all over my bangs. Or if we ate something really bad, P and I will go on for hours about how sick and large we feel.

We’re seriously weirdos.

Anyway- now that you have yet another confirmation of my strange ways- the house.

Needs cleaning.

Slightly stressing.

I don’t plan on doing anything tonight because frankly, it’s been a very long 30 hours and I’m ready to sleep. Tomorrow we’re going to to ANOTHER church, and perhaps after that (and after I go to the gym to run my chick-fil-a, ice cream, candy bar, etc, etc,etc off from this weekend) I will take care of the house.

Ranjii! I miss thee!

Sigh…

Why can’t we find cheap labor around here?

Ha- laws.

And rights.

That’s why.

Yay for the freedom to say awful words like “raunchy” and “bean” and also get paid decent wages.

I still sometimes forget I’m living somewhere so great.

But seriously, Ranjii?

Call me.

What else??…

Church.

New one.

Will and I have sucked with church lately (sucked with church… hmm, that’s a new phrase). This summer has been a freaking whirlwind.

Whirlwind.

What’s worse than that?

...

I can’t think of anything right now.

Whatever the case, this summer was- whatever’s worse than a whirlwind.

We arrived in America on memorial day and had to immediately start house hunting so we would have a place when I started work.

I started work on 9 June and lived with the inlaws until the 30th, which was the day we closed on our house.

3 days later, on the 3rd, my sister arrived and stayed 2 weeks.

2 weeks after that, I went on my cruise!

I got back on the 26th and the following weekend (I think!) Will was off to Indianapolis for his game.

Followed by a week off (I think...)

And then my dad visited,

followed by my mom & sister’s visit.

WOW! I’m tired just typing.

Anyway, it’s been a busy summer full of travelling, visitors, and oh yeah- a huge move across the world!

We’ve tried 2 churches, but I still want to try one or two more, so we’re going to do just that tomorrow. I just really want to get plugged in somewhere, so hopefully we like this place. We’re just going to service tomorrow and based on that we’ll decide about Sunday School.

Ha Sunday School. I think most people have transitioned to calling it Bible Study nowadays. Sunday School sounds so… hard.

Anyway, That’s that.

I already mentioned feeling chubby this weekend, right?

Darn.

See? Told you I obsessively repeat myself.

Wow.

I think I’ve reached the end of my ramblings.

What else can I possibly say to make you beat your head in the wall any harder?

(this is getting really long, right?)

Okay, I’ll wrap it up- but only if you tell me some of the words you hate too!

Ready? Set? Go!

Wet.

I have no idea why, but I totally, completely HATE the word “wet”.  It just sounds so icky to me.  Ewww!

Posted by Angela  on  10/04  at  10:43 PM

moist; panty; fixin; when people say “I says”; when people say “acrossed” instead of “across” - i.e. “Jon went acrossed the street.” IT’S ACROSS THE STREET YOU IDIOT!  juicy; the way my old youth minister said the word “prodigal”...he pronounced it “pro gi gal”.  luscious (it reminds me of juicy)...I’m sure there are more...I’ll come back as I think of them

Posted by Jacqueline  on  10/05  at  05:36 AM

I don’t hate words as much as I hate it when people say things wrong and use double negatives.  Drives me absolutely batty.  But maybe it is just me.  Oh I guess the one word I do really hate is the slang word that people sometimes use in reference to women’s breasts....you know the “T” word.  I HATE IT! And I hate it more when they add the “ies” to the end of said word.  (I would type it out but who knows what kind of weird people you would have finding your blog when they google that word!)

Congrats on the win...my poor Baylor Bears...we never had a chance!  smile But they are so much better than when I went there.

Posted by Ginger  on  10/05  at  09:19 AM

These are really good guys! I hate all those words and they’re definitely going on the list. smile

Posted by  on  10/05  at  12:55 PM

I’m in agreement with some of these---moist, panties, the word for female girl parts (ugh...I hate that word!), when people say axe instead of ask.

Posted by Emily  on  10/05  at  01:41 PM

Any bad grammar, and the T word is the word I hate most, out of any other word. I also hate “ain’t” and aight.  Listening to my husband’s family talk in south Georgia drives me crazy with the “southern talk.”

Posted by Kelley  on  10/06  at  01:41 PM

There are not many words that I hate, but it is more just, like others, when people use things incorrectly.  There is one, with someone that we a both know.  She is your sister’s least favorite grade school teacher.  You know who it is, but she would say “I was sleep.” NO!!!! sleep a verb not an adjective or adverb.  The proper way is “I was asleep” or “I was sleeping.” Arrrrghhhh!!!!

Posted by  on  10/06  at  02:34 PM

I love road trips, but wow....64 hours roundtrip that fast, I would have been going nuts!!  I cannot stand the words “preggo” and “preggers”.  Hate ‘em!  And “hubby” bugs me, too, though I have caught myself using it before.  I am with JAcqueline, too, I hate it when people say “acrost” instead of what it’s supposed to be, just plain “across”.  Ahh, wiping poop off dogs butts, the highlight of any day, really grin

Posted by Platinum Rose  on  10/07  at  10:56 AM

Emily from above stole my word--- Moist.  So. Not.  Good.  Oh, and my crazy coworker who is using the word “atute.” I’m thinking he means “astute.” So. Not. Smart.  Sigh......

Posted by KMT  on  10/07  at  07:08 PM

I can’t stand mispronunciations!  Mispellings I can deal with.  But please don’t use a word unless you know how to use it correctly!  That was one crazy road trip...too much driving for me!

Posted by  on  10/08  at  05:28 PM

DUDE.

Cannot STAND that word. Also - when people say “I seen...” seriously - get your shit together people!! it’s “I saw...” or “I have seen...” not “I SEEN” ugh.

Any other regular misuse of words and grammar drives me nuts too… and while here I’ll apologize to Platinum Rose for abusing the words “preggo” and “preggers” - because I use them a LOT right now…

I had a teacher in high school (he’s also a friend of the family) who can’t see, hear, or say the word “pus” - it makes him shiver, much as he does when anyone talks about clowns… anyway - thought I’d add in one more word for ya smile

Posted by Rusti  on  10/09  at  09:28 AM

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I'm B-Love. I've just returned to America after spending three years in Kuwait with my husband Mr. B-Love and our two maltese, Boz and Lucy. We recently added two more doggies to our family, Rocky and Teddy. I love weight training, OU football, and lazy weekends. Buckle up and get ready for my constant embarrassing moments, continual madness at a new job, and my daily effort to rely on Christ while adjusting to life back in the real world.


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