1. Read about 234 blogs 2 different times in hopes that maybe, just maybe, someone updated their freaking blog at 4:00 a.m. Eastern Standard Time
2. Logged my food into Sparkpeople.
3. Checked out the Iron Maidens Spark Group page.
4. Thought maybe I should totally join.
5. Read some entries from the Iron Maidens.
6. Changed my mind.
7. Sat and stared at this blank screen for about 16 minutes, debating if I wanted to post.
8. Decided to go to Fitness Magazine instead.
9. Got bored really fast.
10. Sprayed my french vanilla air spray in the room because I had tuna for lunch and, well, I don’t have to tell you that would totally knock anyone into the opposite wall, striking them unconsious.
11. Accidentally went to this scary lady’s website that had muscles on top of muscles and scary twitchy veins protruding from every angle of her body.
12. Clicked off really quickly.
13. Splashed cold water on my face to take away the shock.
14. Looked at my list of things to do four times.
15 Realized I haven’t done freaking any of them and thought to myself, “I should get on that!”
16. Decided to get on my list right after lunch.
17. Or Thursday at the latest.
18. Went to the nest to see if I missed it. Decided maybe I do.
19. But seriously? Not so much.
20. Checked out about 13 more of the “famous people” blogs. Thought to myself, “These bloggers are so cool.” Yes, that’s right I have some sick adoring elementary school puppy love crush on famous bloggers. I admit it.
21. Stared into space.
22. Wished I would have went out for lunch instead of sitting at my desk.
23. Totally spied on what my coworker was looking at online. I think she noticed. Quickly looked away and pretended to be busy.
24. Looked over my workout plan for tonight.
25. Actually wished someone would come into the office to give me work.
26. Quickly snapped out of it and changed my mind.
27. Remembered I needed to call Will.
28. Decided I’d do it after I posted about the thrilling things I did on my lunch break.
29. Frantically searched for a Crystal Light On-The-Go Pack, only to realize that I didn’t have one.
30. Cried.
31. Checked my email. When nothing new was waiting in my inbox I loudly complained, “What!?! People’s fingers don’t work anymore!?!”
32. Had my coworker look at me as if I was twitching out on some unidentified substance.
33. Watched her write something down about my odd behavior.
34. Decided to keep it down for the remainder of lunch.
35. Jammed out to my iPod.
36. Almost posted about the top 30 song you need to freaking download now.
37. But obviously, as you can see, didn’t.
38. Contemplated the Presidental election.
39. Wondered what I would say on MTV’s Rock the Vote if I ever ran for President.
40. Wondered if they even did that on MTV anymore.
41. Decided that if they didn’t, I wouldn’t run for President.
42. Wondered if I could pull off Hillary’s hair cut.
43. Started laughing.
44. Remembered I decided to keep it down for the rest of lunch.
45. Stopped laughing.
46. Remembered that my eyebrows were slowly taking my face over.
47. Made a note to add, “Make an eyebrow appointment” to my list of things to get right on after my lunch.
48. Decided I really needed to pee, but changed my mind because it’s too freaking hot to walk to the bathroom.
49. Checked the weather forecast for Kuwait this week.
50. Cried.
51. Decided I definetly need to take my lunch out of the office tomorrow.
That sounds like the lunches I used to take when I worked! Be sure to go out tomorrow 
I sure am glad you’re back to posting regularly...I’ve missed the Britticisms (as opposed to witicisms, of course). Enjoy your day and if you’re really looking for something to do...feel free to start doing the “come out sprout” dance. I’m sure your co-workers won’t mind. 
Even when your blog is about having nothing to do, it’s funny as hell. I absolutely love your writing style!
So, how hot is it in Kuwait right now???