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PSA For All On-The-Go Pouch Manufacturers

Can I simply ask why all these new “on-the-go” drink packs have to be the darkest, deepest shade of crimson EVER!?

REALLY!!?

WHY!!!!?

People have to work!

On the same token, people like to drink flavored water.

HOWEVER-

People also don’t like to have their teeth stained BLOODY RED ALL FREAKING DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know Halloween is approaching, but c’mon! I swear people think I’m a vampire around here. I now have to use a freaking straw in my water bottle.

Are you happy Crystal Light!? A STRAW!

Yes- I’m one of those snooty straw-drinkers.

WHO!?

WHO DRINKS WATER THROUGH A STRAW?!

I’ll tell you who- MORONS!

For the love of flavored water- make something clear already!

GAH!

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9.21.2007

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeheeeee. I am totally picturing this in my head (complete with you finding out you’ve been walking around with said red teeth all day and uttering the “GAH") and laughing. Because this is my luck, too. Or it could be that it is 2:30 AM my time. Either way, thanks for making me smile.

Posted by Ann M. on 09/21 at 10:31 PM

That reminds me of those blue raspberry suckers that kids love. It turns their lips, teeth, and tongue blue.

The strawberry kiwi crystal light is a freaky shade of pink ... it looks like they killed barbie. I like a little color in my drinks, but not that much!

Have a lovely day!

Posted by on 09/22 at 05:48 AM

Too funny!! I too disdain any food product that turns my mouth and teeth a color they are NOT supposed to be! Have you tried Fulfill? It’s one of those pouches that IS actually clear! and tastes wonderful! and has no calories! If you don’t have it there, I may just have to send you some to prevent at least, you know, some embarassment.

Posted by Brandie on 09/22 at 05:50 PM

Ha ha, good laugh for today my dear.

Posted by Beth G on 09/22 at 06:35 PM

Hmmmm...what flavor are you drinking?! Personally I’m one for the raspberry lemondae...light pink! You’re too funny

Posted by on 09/23 at 09:40 AM

Haha! After messing up the water to powder ratio, a co-worker of mine thought it’d be funny to pretend that one of those was blood. He didn’t think about how it would leave a red stain on his skin though, and had to walk around with strange bright red spots all over his face for the next COUPLE days. hah!

I’m sure you won’t make that mistake though. Maybe stick with the lemonade variety from now on?

Posted by Jenna on 09/23 at 11:21 AM

The Propel ones are clear… although I probably should have asked you to post pictures of the red stains before I told you that. Oh well…

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