1. I’m pretty sure I’ve only seen about four full episodes of Dancing With the Stars since it was created. Yes- I know it’s ranked #1 with a million gold stars, medals, A+ smiley faces or whatever else there is to convey it’s amazing-ness.
I don’t care.
I feel pudgy between the hours of 10 am and 10 pm, and therefore have no desire to see super duper cute girls barely covering their loins shaking all around a dance floor.
Yeah- that sounds like so much fun!
Puke.
2. I saw my very first and only Sex In The City episode during my Texas Girl’s weekend.
Between just the two of us? I actually liked it.
I never watched it because I assumed it was trashy and not something I could get into. I’m sure it’s probably trashy, but I must admit I did enjoy the episode I saw- and it wasn’t bad at all. I guess that’s because it’s in syndication now and can’t be as racy?
Don’t tell Will I liked it, okay?
3. I haven’t watched American Idol since 2005.
And even before 2005 I never watched a season.
I know- I’m not Patriotic. I don’t believe in apple pie and white picket fences and freedom and dreams.
The truth is that the judges annoy the CRAP out of me. And then
then
as if three wasn’t enough-
they added a fourth!
A FOURTH!
Do you know how much freaking time they waste yapping in between songs!?
It irritates me to.no.end and for that reason I can’t watch American Idol. NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STUPID CRITIQUE.
My blood pressure rises.
I know- I’m weird.
4. I’m over the Octo-Mom crap. I was over it about an hour after I heard it. I’m tired of hearing about it. We get it. We understand the story. We’re not morons that need to hear it over and over again. The odds of you riding this story out until someone has nine kids isn’t looking too good- so just give it up already. PLEASE.
5. I have absolutely no idea what song is #1 on the pop charts this week (um- or any other week), and I don’t care.
Ha- I find it slightly humorous that my last post was all about getting old. This post just confirms I’m nothing but an old lady. Embrace the old, Brittny. Embrace the old.
More to Come <3

You know what? ALL OF THOSE are me, too. Except I’ve NEVER seen Dancing with the Stars or American Idol. And OctoMom might piss me off for different reasons than you.