I'm Mrs. Oh My Gosh That Brittny's Shameless

Pop Culture Confessions

1. I’m pretty sure I’ve only seen about four full episodes of Dancing With the Stars since it was created. Yes- I know it’s ranked #1 with a million gold stars, medals, A+ smiley faces or whatever else there is to convey it’s amazing-ness.

I don’t care.

I feel pudgy between the hours of 10 am and 10 pm, and therefore have no desire to see super duper cute girls barely covering their loins shaking all around a dance floor.

Yeah- that sounds like so much fun!

Puke.

2. I saw my very first and only Sex In The City episode during my Texas Girl’s weekend.

Between just the two of us? I actually liked it.

I never watched it because I assumed it was trashy and not something I could get into. I’m sure it’s probably trashy, but I must admit I did enjoy the episode I saw- and it wasn’t bad at all. I guess that’s because it’s in syndication now and can’t be as racy?

Don’t tell Will I liked it, okay?

3. I haven’t watched American Idol since 2005.

And even before 2005 I never watched a season.

I know- I’m not Patriotic. I don’t believe in apple pie and white picket fences and freedom and dreams.

The truth is that the judges annoy the CRAP out of me. And then

then

as if three wasn’t enough-

they added a fourth!

A FOURTH!

Do you know how much freaking time they waste yapping in between songs!?

It irritates me to.no.end and for that reason I can’t watch American Idol. NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STUPID CRITIQUE.

My blood pressure rises.

I know- I’m weird.

4. I’m over the Octo-Mom crap. I was over it about an hour after I heard it. I’m tired of hearing about it. We get it. We understand the story. We’re not morons that need to hear it over and over again. The odds of you riding this story out until someone has nine kids isn’t looking too good- so just give it up already. PLEASE.

5. I have absolutely no idea what song is #1 on the pop charts this week (um- or any other week), and I don’t care.

Ha- I find it slightly humorous that my last post was all about getting old. This post just confirms I’m nothing but an old lady. Embrace the old, Brittny. Embrace the old.

More to Come <3

You know what?  ALL OF THOSE are me, too.  Except I’ve NEVER seen Dancing with the Stars or American Idol.  And OctoMom might piss me off for different reasons than you.  smile

Posted by Jesspond  on  03/30  at  10:43 PM

hahaha SATC can get a little trashy...mostly with the Samantha story lines… but overall, its more about relationships and friendships!  I love it, especially the ones on TBS because I don’t have to cringe at whatever slutty thing Samantha is doing in that episode.  smile

And I’m with you on all the other points.  Whatevs....

Posted by  on  03/31  at  01:55 AM

#1 - SO with you.  I think the ONLY time we watched it was when we heard Melissa from the Bachelor was on it.  We tried to watch the following week, but they kept showing her and saying “up next...”. Yeah - she danced last.  It’s a a ploy by the producers to up their ratings.  I’ll pass.  Plus, 24 is on on Monday’s anyways.

#2 - I think I’ve been almost every single SATC episode, and the movie.  Trashy?  Kind of, but also kind of fun.

#3 - I watch the first season.  Then I grew bored.  Paula frustrates me and I hate watching TV when all I can think about is possibly punching someone.  I don’t think that’s healthy....

#4 - SO over Octomom.  I don’t freaking care.  The end.

#5 - Agreed.  DH and I tend to make fun of the “cool” music.  I figure people think it’s cool because they’re told that it is, not because it’s actually good.  My gosh - I sound OLD!

Posted by Angela  on  03/31  at  10:04 AM

I only watch DWTS if someone has it on that channel and won’t change it to Family Guy.  I have never seen anything but snippets of Sex In The City when I am channel surfing, and I have no desire to watch it ever...although I do love pretty much any other HBO show.  I only watch the first few episodes of American Idol each season...you know, the ones where they show the people who make fools of themselves, and if I miss it, I don’t freak out. (We don’t have TiVo) The Octo Mom pisses me off because she obviously had kids to gain fame, and that is not a reason to have kids.  When she fails at raising them because she doesn’t have an income - let alone a clue, the responsibility falls to the public, and that stinks.  Of course, I feel pretty much the same way about anyone who uses walfare like it is a life choice and not an aid to get you back on your feet.  And, I don’t know about the pop song, but I’m betting it’s something like Miley Cyrus or the Jonas Brothers or some other crap.  But yeah, I’m totally old.  Except I still watch cartoons and laugh at poop jokes.

Posted by Jacqueline  on  03/31  at  02:08 PM

1. I have never seen Dancing With the Stars.  Never

2. Sex and The City is my favoritest show ever.  I even watch the lame TBS reruns.  Please call out of work and watch all the DVDs

3. I only watch the first episode of American Idol--with all the bad people on it.  Then I lose interest.

4.  I refer to her as Octo-pussy.  Mature huh?

5.  Pop-stars are now half my age.  I refuse to listen to them

Posted by  on  03/31  at  08:37 PM

I feel your pain.  I’ve never even watched Dancing With the Stars.  The only thing out of everything you wrote that we differ on is that I watched Sex and the City while it was on, at least the last couple of years.  Greg watches American Idol and I usually leave the room.  I watched one season, when Fantasia won, decided it was rigged, and never watched it again (except to see a split second of Carrie Underwood’s audition and say, “She should win”, which essentially made the show not worth watching)

Posted by Ann M.  on  04/01  at  04:48 PM

Hey! I wanted to let you know that i have left blogger. My blog was messed up beyond recovery so I broke down, got a typepad account, and I am trying to figure things out over there. I am leaving all of my blog girls this default message to come visit me over there! You can leave comments and everything smile It now works. Here is the address
http://mamalove.typepad.com/rach/

Posted by  on  04/03  at  11:48 AM

I gotta tell ya, I’ve watched MAYBE 3 episodes of American Idol and have never watched dancing with the stars and never really cared what the world thought about octo-mom and have never watched a full episode of Sex in the City. 

You and I are one in the same!

P.S.  My “word to sumbit below so you know I’m not a fraud and my computer is safe” is men92.  FUNNY!

Posted by Alicia  on  04/04  at  08:26 PM

I knew I was old the other day because we went to a sporting goods store and I sat there and complained about the stupid teenagers that worked there and were no help.  It was ridiculous, and even more disappointing when I realized I sounded like an old lady.  Young people these days! grin

Posted by Kelley  on  04/08  at  01:03 PM

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