"You know what? I’d pay $1,000.00 if it guaranteed OU another National Championship.”
“Hmm. I think I’d rather just keep our money and cheer them on, hoping they’d do it on their own without our help.”
“I’d even give Boz away, as long as I knew he was going to a good home.”
“What!? Are you serious? You can’t give our dog away to ensure another title! That’s weird. That’s troublesome. That’s SICK!”
Silence.
“Good thing I didn’t say the next thing.”
“What’s that?”
“Nothing.”
“No really, tell me.”
“Nah. Nevermind. It was nothing.”
“Oh c’mon- I won’t get mad. Promise.” (ha)
“Okay. If I knew you were going to a good home, I might give you away too!”
There really needs to be a support group for husbands like this.
I hope you glared, long & hard!
