I'm Mrs. Oh My Gosh That Brittny's Shameless

I’m So Not Lovin’ It.

If I have to eat one more Big Mac, drink one more McCoffee, or order one more large fry I seriously might die-

of trans fat poisoning.

Or fatness.

Either way, it’s not looking good.

I’m not sure what I hate more this very second- the fact that it’s Monopoly Time at McDonalds or the fact that my husband loves the fact that it’s Monopoly Time at McDonalds.

Oh- and of course they don’t have the stickers on all their 3 healthy options- because apparently health-conscious people are not deserving at a shot of $1M.

We missed 3 years while we were in Kuwait, and before that we never played. For some reason, however, this year Will decided it would be fun for us to peel off the stickers at the same time and have this whole serious drum roll and parade and the whole 9 yards.

It was cute at first.

Now I’m just fat.

I secretly think that he’s using this as an excuse so he doesn’t have to eat my cooking.

I’m pretty sure he’d sell our first born for Boardwalk, so if you have it- call me. 

You are so making me crave a quarter pounder w/cheese (hold the onions) value meal!!! Ohhhhh those golden french fries sound sooooo good!!! I don’t have Boardwalk, but I do have a free breakfast sandwhich game piece.  Does that count for anything????? smile

Mrs. T2

Posted by  on  10/20  at  10:10 PM

No Monopoly playing cards on the healthy-ish sandwiches?!  That is NOT fair.  It’s like they’re asking you to get fat just to have a chance at winning something.  Jerks smile

Posted by Angela  on  10/21  at  09:02 AM

OMG, the Monopoly game has a really unnerving ability to control otherwise rational and realistic people!  I have friends who also gorge themselves with McDonalds’ foods (only the ones that come with the stickers!) and collect game pieces all the way up to the end of the game. 

What’s a girl to do when her husband is one of them?  I guess you can just insist on ordering the healthy things, along with a large Diet Coke (don’t those come with stickers?).  Good luck.

Posted by  on  10/21  at  09:33 AM

Don’t die on us!  I would feel a lot better about the Monopoly game if it were at Wendy’s.  Somehow I convince myself that their food isn’t as bad!  Yeah right!  How much longer does the game go on?

P.S.  My DH is reading your post over my shoulder and laughing!

Posted by KMT  on  10/21  at  05:05 PM

LoL I love McDonald’s monopoly!

Posted by Jacqueline  on  10/21  at  06:04 PM

I am sooooo trying to stay away from McD’s right now..all it takes is one game piece and I’m hooked!  Do they have McDonald’s Monopoly Anonymous for people like Will and I?

Posted by  on  10/21  at  06:38 PM

We so had this problem a couple years.  I didn’t know it was Monopoly time!

twitch twitch

Posted by Jesspond  on  10/22  at  07:25 AM

I hate the monopoly game. I always feel like I have to look under those stupid stickers and then I win some nasty sandwich that I don’t eat. But I crave a McDonald’s coke everyday. It’s better than regular coke. It must be the super powerful fountain that they come out of. MMMmmmm. It makes me want one!

Did you get my email back. Sorry i just shut it down! It was linked to my facebook and I just have this phobia of someone finding my old blog and digging through the old posts when I don’t want them to. It happened once and it was not good. So I went strictly Facebook. I miss blogging so much! But at the same time I don’t worry about it so much anymore.

Posted by  on  10/23  at  05:51 AM

Oh my goodness! Your blog isnt blocked at work, that’s amazing!  Holy cow!  That just made my-boring-as-all-get-out-I-gotta-get-up-to-work-on-Saturday day!  I feel like I have to play catch up, but it’s probably better if I just stay current ... though I did read about the sea foam thong lol.  Have a lovely day!  I’ve missed you!

Posted by  on  10/25  at  08:11 AM

I just wanted to leave you a comment and let you know that I left you a little love on my blog today.  I didn’t want to put this comment in the post for P, though, since I wrote that one more for her than you (sorry but you asked us to!)

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brittny I'm B-Love. I've just returned to America after spending three years in Kuwait with my husband Mr. B-Love and our two maltese, Boz and Lucy. We recently added two more doggies to our family, Rocky and Teddy. I love weight training, OU football, and lazy weekends. Buckle up and get ready for my constant embarrassing moments, continual madness at a new job, and my daily effort to rely on Christ while adjusting to life back in the real world.


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