I’ll never understand what makes college kids think it’s totally legitimate, acceptable, and normal to roll out a kegger at 9:00 am just because it’s game day.
Isn’t there a rule or law that says prior to 10:00 you must drink coffee or juice only?
Shouldn’t the general public be allowed a cup of caffeine and a few hours to prepare for such moronic behavior?
Shouldn’t regular people like me and my husband be able to enjoy our juice-filled game day mornings idiot-free?
Doesn’t it seem a little early to find yourself without a shirt on, spray painted red hair, and hugging a trashcan puking all over your bare feet- and the sidewalk where we were walking?
Maybe I’m old, or maybe I just like wearing shirts when I hug a trashcan and puke all over my bare feet for everyone to see (ha ha), but it seems to me that kid should have stuck to the juice rule.

LOL!
I think, yeah, that sounds a little early!