“Your nuts are the best I’ve ever tasted!”
I think that’s pretty much a stand alone statement. I think we can both agree there is really no need for miles of explanation on this one.
In my defense (before you guys get all sick-o on me), he ordered these amazing pecans from some place in the states, and well, I was just showing my zeal…
only I didn’t realize just how zealous I sounded.
What a freaking moron… (mumbling to myself in a mocking voice, “Your nuts are the best i’ve ever tasted!")
Sadly, I still didn’t get a promotion.
Geez! What’s a girl gotta do around here!?
ha ha
Welcome back! I miss you on the weekends!
PS- Oh, and by the way- Remember how I posted that Will read my blog? Well, he totally freaked out when he saw that picture I posted of our bathroom when I was talking about needing a maid. Now he’s making me write clarification about the picture so you guys don’t think we’re sloths that find (and eat) Cooler Ranch Dorito crumbs that have been lodged in our seat cushions for 4 months, or that we have horrifying skid marks in our toilets (but really? We do. We love Seat Cushion Cooler Ranch Doritos).
That picture was taken after Boz and Lucy went on an angry rampage while I was at work.
There. Happy Will??

Ben gets defensive sometimes about things I writeon my blog as well. I think twice it’s lead to an arguement. Most other times my posts either let him know how I’m feeling for the day or help us in discussing things we otherwise wouldn’t. Overall it’s been a good thing but there are times when I do wish he wouldn’t read it…