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I Actually Said The Following Phrase to My Boss:

“Your nuts are the best I’ve ever tasted!”

I think that’s pretty much a stand alone statement. I think we can both agree there is really no need for miles of explanation on this one.

In my defense (before you guys get all sick-o on me), he ordered these amazing pecans from some place in the states, and well, I was just showing my zeal…

only I didn’t realize just how zealous I sounded.

What a freaking moron… (mumbling to myself in a mocking voice, “Your nuts are the best i’ve ever tasted!")

Sadly, I still didn’t get a promotion.

Geez! What’s a girl gotta do around here!?

ha ha

Welcome back! I miss you on the weekends!

PS- Oh, and by the way- Remember how I posted that Will read my blog? Well, he totally freaked out when he saw that picture I posted of our bathroom when I was talking about needing a maid. Now he’s making me write clarification about the picture so you guys don’t think we’re sloths that find (and eat) Cooler Ranch Dorito crumbs that have been lodged in our seat cushions for 4 months, or that we have horrifying skid marks in our toilets (but really? We do. We love Seat Cushion Cooler Ranch Doritos).

That picture was taken after Boz and Lucy went on an angry rampage while I was at work.

There. Happy Will??

posted in B-Love Moments bullet permalink bullet 5.14.2007

Ben gets defensive sometimes about things I writeon my blog as well.  I think twice it’s lead to an arguement.  Most other times my posts either let him know how I’m feeling for the day or help us in discussing things we otherwise wouldn’t.  Overall it’s been a good thing but there are times when I do wish he wouldn’t read it…

Posted by Jenn  on  05/14  at  03:08 AM

Oh, goodness! That’s too hysterical! I wouldda loved to see the love on your face when you realized what you said. Sometimes we all have our special moments, huh? :o)

Posted by Sarah R  on  05/14  at  05:04 AM

Oookay..."Loved to see the love”?? I’m a typing ditz today.

I meant to say: “loved to see the look...”

Must have love on the brain. haha.

Posted by Sarah R  on  05/14  at  05:05 AM

I guess we should have told you that having a blog-reading husband comes at a cost.

Posted by Annie  on  05/14  at  05:22 AM

in regards to will reading your blog (there wasn’t a comment section on that post)....if he doesn’t then you can tell the whole world you bought new red shoes without his knowing!smile Then again, the blog has been a nice way to break things to J! smile

Posted by Mrs. M  on  05/14  at  05:48 AM

That is so funny!!  I’m sure your boss got a good laugh out of that!

And, Nathan isn’t allowed to read my blog smile He isn’t getting an invite from me!

Posted by Audrey  on  05/14  at  07:43 AM

Well, Brittny, here’s another one of those things we share.  I had an embarrassing moment with a boss a few years back.  Actually, my boss, her boss (who just happened to be the controller of a major corporation - ay carumba) and several other people were witness to my faux pas.  And, I blame it on my husband...who is obsessed with Bill and Ted (or was at the time).

He would always go around and say “sixty niiiine duuude” and I having an impressionable mind was primed and ready in that meeting when one of the figures that came up for discussion was, you guessed it - sixty nine.  And, in my spontaneous manner as soon as some one said the number I said the phrase.  It’s really too bad they didn’t take video of that meeting.  I imagine I was redder than a lobster and that watching me try to explain why such a comment would come out of my mouth in a serious meeting was something to see.

At any rate, I survived.

Oh, and Will, just for the record I remembered the picture (or one like it) from when Brittny was talking about what onery little ones your puppies are...so no worries!  We’d still love you guys if you were slobs anyhow...we all have our “issues.” smile

Posted by MeLissa  on  05/14  at  08:06 AM

LOL, you and I have many embarassing moments...as I think we all do at one tim,e or another!  Like, the time I put my underoos on inside out, or one of the many times that I walk into doors, and walls daily....geez.  You’d think we’d learn after a while!  grin

Posted by Alicia  on  05/14  at  08:56 AM

I can’t believe you didn’t get a promotion after saying that!!! smile That was too funny. I actually laughed out loud!!!

I think it is cute that Will reads your blog.  I published a letter that Mike wrote to me for Mother’s Day, but I asked his permission first because I know he reads mine from time to time!!

Hope you are having a great day!!!

Posted by  on  05/14  at  10:48 AM

Hey there!  It’s been a while… I’m so glad you have your new blog up and running.  I missed reading about your adventures and Brittny moments.  Like the nuts comment!  That is hilarious.

That was sweet of Will to let you know he does stop by to read your blog.  I showed Gregg mine the other day and he was like, “Wow, that’s really girly” (because of the pinkness) but that was pretty much it.  I don’t think he has any interest in reading it whatsoever.  Oh well.

Posted by Marisa  on  05/14  at  03:40 PM

No promotion after that?? What the crap? rasberry
Gotta love those embarassing moments!

Posted by  on  05/14  at  04:23 PM

That is way too funny!! You so should have gotten a promotion after that! It’s something that’s straight out of a sitcom~all I can picture is Rachel from Friends kissing her boss on the cheek after interviewing and the accidental ‘brush’! LOL

red face

Posted by  on  05/15  at  03:37 AM

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brittny I'm B-Love. I've just returned to America after spending three years in Kuwait with my husband Mr. B-Love and our two maltese, Boz and Lucy. We recently added two more doggies to our family, Rocky and Teddy. I love weight training, OU football, and lazy weekends. Buckle up and get ready for my constant embarrassing moments, continual madness at a new job, and my daily effort to rely on Christ while adjusting to life back in the real world.


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