The place: Chilis, Friday afternoon
As an accompaniment to his meal, Will ordered the skillet queso and ate that along with a house sald. I simply stole a few chips. Okay, okay, there’s no use lying to you guys. I pretty much ate half his chips. Anyway, I also ate an entire quesidilla (or however you spell it. No Habla Espanol. Hmm- or however you spell that too.)Explosion Salad. Seriously, nothing was left on the plate. If you never seen it- it’s huge. It could feed your whole family for three days.
After our meal, Will and I got down to the real reason we came- dessert. He loves the molten chocolate cake. Upon receiving our dessert the following conversation took place.
Will- I love this dessert.
Brittny- Yeah, it’s good, but it’s not my favorite.
Will- Are you kidding? This is the best dessert ever.
Brittny- Eh. It’s good.
...About 3 Bites Later…
Will- I’m full. I can’t go on.
Brittny- What!? You can’t leave 75% of “The best dessert ever” lonely on the plate! You know I hate when people leave a perfectly good dessert on their plate. (grumble) I guess I have to eat the stupid thing myself.
I move the plate in front of me and proceed to finish Will’s lousy job. I’m concentrating and methodical as I take one for the team, totally focused and into this dessert. A marching band could have passed by, along with Orlando Bloom and a chest full of a million dollars and I probably wouldn’t have noticed.
Brittny- (annoyed) I would much rather try something else sometimes, but I share this with you out of love- and you don’t even help me out! The things I do for you. I don’t even really like this as much as you do, you know!
Will- (snort) Ha- you could have fooled me!
We had a good laugh and I let it slide… but girls- did he just call me fat!?
Sigh. Can’t a girl eat cake in peace?

That’s okay Brittny, don’t feel too bad. Yesterday at Jeffs party, I at Fritos and Lays alternating betweeen bean and jalepeno cheese dip (for good measure of course). Then I headed outside to throw down on some boiled crabs for a bit. Immediately afterwards I decided it was cupcake/dessert time and I scarfed down a confetti cupcake with strawberry icing AND a piece of butter cake with cream cheese icing. Yep...I’m officially a fatty!