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Dinner Dates Year 3.5

The place: Chilis, Friday afternoon

As an accompaniment to his meal, Will ordered the skillet queso and ate that along with a house sald. I simply stole a few chips. Okay, okay, there’s no use lying to you guys. I pretty much ate half his chips. Anyway, I also ate an entire quesidilla (or however you spell it. No Habla Espanol. Hmm- or however you spell that too.)Explosion Salad. Seriously, nothing was left on the plate. If you never seen it- it’s huge. It could feed your whole family for three days.

After our meal, Will and I got down to the real reason we came- dessert. He loves the molten chocolate cake. Upon receiving our dessert the following conversation took place.

Will- I love this dessert.

Brittny- Yeah, it’s good, but it’s not my favorite.

Will- Are you kidding? This is the best dessert ever.

Brittny- Eh. It’s good.

...About 3 Bites Later…

Will- I’m full. I can’t go on.

Brittny- What!? You can’t leave 75% of “The best dessert ever” lonely on the plate! You know I hate when people leave a perfectly good dessert on their plate. (grumble) I guess I have to eat the stupid thing myself.

I move the plate in front of me and proceed to finish Will’s lousy job. I’m concentrating and methodical as I take one for the team, totally focused and into this dessert. A marching band could have passed by, along with Orlando Bloom and a chest full of a million dollars and I probably wouldn’t have noticed.

Brittny- (annoyed) I would much rather try something else sometimes, but I share this with you out of love- and you don’t even help me out! The things I do for you. I don’t even really like this as much as you do, you know!

Will- (snort) Ha- you could have fooled me!

We had a good laugh and I let it slide… but girls- did he just call me fat!?

Sigh. Can’t a girl eat cake in peace?

That’s okay Brittny, don’t feel too bad. Yesterday at Jeffs party, I at Fritos and Lays alternating betweeen bean and jalepeno cheese dip (for good measure of course). Then I headed outside to throw down on some boiled crabs for a bit. Immediately afterwards I decided it was cupcake/dessert time and I scarfed down a confetti cupcake with strawberry icing AND a piece of butter cake with cream cheese icing. Yep...I’m officially a fatty!

Posted by Kristen  on  08/06  at  07:33 AM

The chocolate molten cake is the freaking BEST at Chili’s.  Like I could eat one a day.  :0)

Posted by Robin  on  08/06  at  07:40 AM

How funny!  Nathan isn’t a sweets eater but I have a HUGE sweet tooth so I always feel like a fatty with him because I always eat dessert.

Posted by Audrey  on  08/06  at  08:18 AM

That molten cake always makes me shudder.  Because I hate chocolate.  But my friend and my BIL both looove it, so it must be good!!

Glad you got to take one for the team!!

Posted by JessPond  on  08/06  at  09:50 AM

I’m going to have to agree with Will on this one...Chili’s molten lava cake is the best ever!  I love it so much that I’ll go to Chili’s just to have it.  Then I’ll stuff myself until it hurts.  About an hour after that, I’ll want more!

Posted by  on  08/06  at  10:31 AM

Keep in mind that I’ve never been to the cheesecake factory - but Chili’s has the most DELISH cheesecake ever!! We go there for my birthday dinner every year and I HAVE to get their cheesecake… I feel so badly for you that Will is so inconsiderate that you have to finish a TON of dessert that you don’t really even like that much… he should at least get something that you WANT to eat and aren’t just forced to eat to save your souls!  wink Have a great day Britt - and remember - Life Is Uncertain, Eat Dessert First.  smile

Posted by Rusti  on  08/06  at  10:46 AM

That’s what marriage is all about - not letting dessert go wasted. Good that you took one for Team Brittny/Will!

Posted by Jenny  on  08/06  at  11:24 AM

Better to take one for the team on something enjoyable than for a totally stupid reason you would regret . . . Let just say: like going on a couple date with people as fanatically devoted to one of “the other teams” just becuase it gave Will someone else that’s a football fanatic, that would be tough and might end with a couple black eyes and missing teeth with you two. . . .just playing. Take care and keep the laughs coming. . It’s the highlight of my day!

Posted by Beth G  on  08/06  at  02:03 PM

Maybe you and P just need to don your aprons and make some of your own for him, although this time, no video camera and wear something other than your underwear with that apron.  Love ya.

Posted by  on  08/06  at  06:36 PM

Hi Britney! I’ve missed you, even though I have been keeping up with your blog...I guess I just haven’t kept up with mine! I was wondering how your jaw problem went, did I miss that somewhere in your blog? I hope you are feeling better.

And in response to your Carrie Heffernan comment on cleaning in your last post...I know what you mean! I am currently working on cleaning my house...and I have two kids who make a bigger mess than I do...of course...you have 2 dogs… 2 dogs or 2 kids? I wonder which makes the bigger mess?! Anyhoo, side note: HOW SAD ARE YOU THAT THE KING OF QUEENS IS OVER?!?!? I don’t know what I’m going to do with myself this fall. *sniff*...so sad. Have you seen the finale? I won’t ruin it for you if you haven’t.

Hope you are doing well!

PS. I thought of you last night. I was watching the Steeler’s pre-season game and during the breaks they had all of these HILARIOUS commercials about fantasy football. I immediately thought of you and Will. Is that sad?! One really made me laugh: there is a guy answering his cell phone in the middle of his wedding (yes he’s the groom!) and his buddy on the other end says “do you have a good excuse for not being here?” And the groom says..."no, no i do not”...it was pretty funny to watch. But anyway, that was my “Brit & Will” moment in the USA…

Posted by Brandy  on  08/06  at  08:28 PM

That chocolate molten cake is to die for! You don’t know how much it has roped you in until you end up finishing the whole thing.  I’m talking from experience here!

As always, your post cracked me up! Orlando Bloom...marching band?! LOL! Thanks for the chuckle!

Posted by  on  08/07  at  07:48 AM

nah....he didn tell you your fat. just that if you “didnt like” the dessert...why’d you inhale it soo?

you are soo FAR from fat, its not even funny. regardless fo what your fitness lady at the gym says.

LR on the other hand DID call me fat the other day....though i believe he was was trying to make me feel better and didnt realize what he had said.

in response to my lamenting over how i coulnt tell i had lost 21 pounds...he replied with “Your butt, is smaller, your legs are smaller, and your face and neck are smaller. i didnt even notice the weight until you lost it”

blink, blink.....

so NOW he notices i’m the size of a bus? i dunno…

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brittny I'm B-Love. I've just returned to America after spending three years in Kuwait with my husband Mr. B-Love and our two maltese, Boz and Lucy. We recently added two more doggies to our family, Rocky and Teddy. I love weight training, OU football, and lazy weekends. Buckle up and get ready for my constant embarrassing moments, continual madness at a new job, and my daily effort to rely on Christ while adjusting to life back in the real world.


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