Okay so I basically get dressed in the dark on Tuesdays and Thursdays. I get up at 430 Monday, Wednesday, and Friday to meet my friend at the gym, so by the time I get home on those days I’m very alert and conscious of bad apparel decisions. Tuedays and Thursdays, however go like this:
Set alarm for 6:20
Alarm goes off
Hit Snooze.
Repeat.
Repeat.
Finally decide, “Who am I kidding? Am I really going to get up now?”
Decide that I’m not.
Set alarm for 7:00.
It’s at this point, 7:00, that I get up and begin to rush and panic and think to myself, “What an idiot! Why would I get up so late!?”
Today was no different. I rushed around to get ready- spray ironed my clothes, took my rollers out in the car, and drove like a bat out of hell to get to work.
Classy lady.
That’s me.
Today, however, was not a good decision to sleep so late. Today we had a meeting with our customers- people I’ve spoken with several times but never formally met.
So explain to me why- why- I wore a sweater without the cami that MUST go underneath it to make it long enough and work appropriate.
Why?
And why- why- did I wear a sea foam green thong today that continually threatened to make an appearance as if to say (in a friendly British accent, of course- because that’s the language of all thongs), “Hello Mates!”
Why?
This whole morning was spent tugging, pulling, and grabbing at my shirt to ensure no sea foam thong peekage would occur.
I’m pretty sure I focused more on my sweater than I did the actual meeting.
What a tacky, tacky look.
I think all is well, and I’m pretty sure I’ve stretched my sweater to the point that it’s a mini dress, but I’d rather be wearing a mini dress than a ridiculous top that’s too short!
What a morning. Perhaps I’ll get up at 6:55 next time…

Item #1 - you get up at 4:30 am to go to the gym?! Wow. I’m impressed!
I totally know what you mean about getting dressed in the dark. I get up before DH, so I’m usually scrambling around trying to find my clothes. Not to mention, half my clothes are still (still!) in boxes from moving. I’m happy when my clothes kinda match and I’m not wearing the same thing 3 days in a row.
Good luck with not hitting “snooze” - it doesn’t work out so well for me…