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Confessions of a Sea Foam Thong

Okay so I basically get dressed in the dark on Tuesdays and Thursdays. I get up at 430 Monday, Wednesday, and Friday to meet my friend at the gym, so by the time I get home on those days I’m very alert and conscious of bad apparel decisions. Tuedays and Thursdays, however go like this:

Set alarm for 6:20

Alarm goes off

Hit Snooze.

Repeat.

Repeat.

Finally decide, “Who am I kidding? Am I really going to get up now?”

Decide that I’m not.

Set alarm for 7:00.

It’s at this point, 7:00, that I get up and begin to rush and panic and think to myself, “What an idiot! Why would I get up so late!?”

Today was no different. I rushed around to get ready- spray ironed my clothes, took my rollers out in the car, and drove like a bat out of hell to get to work.

Classy lady.

That’s me.

Today, however, was not a good decision to sleep so late. Today we had a meeting with our customers- people I’ve spoken with several times but never formally met.

So explain to me why- why- I wore a sweater without the cami that MUST go underneath it to make it long enough and work appropriate.

Why?

And why- why- did I wear a sea foam green thong today that continually threatened to make an appearance as if to say (in a friendly British accent, of course- because that’s the language of all thongs), “Hello Mates!”

Why?

This whole morning was spent tugging, pulling, and grabbing at my shirt to ensure no sea foam thong peekage would occur.

I’m pretty sure I focused more on my sweater than I did the actual meeting.

What a tacky, tacky look.

I think all is well, and I’m pretty sure I’ve stretched my sweater to the point that it’s a mini dress, but I’d rather be wearing a mini dress than a ridiculous top that’s too short!

What a morning. Perhaps I’ll get up at 6:55 next time…

Item #1 - you get up at 4:30 am to go to the gym?!  Wow.  I’m impressed!

I totally know what you mean about getting dressed in the dark.  I get up before DH, so I’m usually scrambling around trying to find my clothes.  Not to mention, half my clothes are still (still!) in boxes from moving.  I’m happy when my clothes kinda match and I’m not wearing the same thing 3 days in a row.

Good luck with not hitting “snooze” - it doesn’t work out so well for me…

Posted by Angela  on  10/16  at  08:42 AM

Hahaha, oops!

Posted by Platinum Rose  on  10/16  at  08:52 AM

So is it worse when you get dressed in full light but it takes until you are out in public until you realize you look like an idiot? That happened to me the other day.  I had to drive DH to the airport so I thought I’d put together a cool my-husband-is-a-pilot outfit.  I put on some skinny jeans and some high boots.  Well, while in Target, I caught a glimpse of myself, promptly put back my items and rushed home, embarrassed.  So.Not.Cool.  I feel you!  But I do like sea foam green!

Posted by KMT  on  10/16  at  01:39 PM

holy shit Britt - were we separated at birth? because that is EXACTLY how my mornings go… all of them. Of course right now I’m more worried about covering up my belly with long enough shirts, and making sure that I can find the Bella Band when not wearing maternity pants to ensure that no-one will see that my pants are barely zipped, and not buttoned at all rather than cami’s and thongs… but still… you just said it the way it is for me too… ugh. not.a.morning.person.

Posted by Rusti  on  10/16  at  02:07 PM

I’m a big fan of the snooze button myself.  I’ve gotten to where I HAVE to get my clothes ready for the next day before I go to bed, otherwise I have a huge wardrobe crisis and end up exactly in the position you were in.  I’m glad you made it through the day… rasberry

Posted by  on  10/16  at  03:23 PM

Hahaha!

I’m sure you were fine!  Don’t worry about it...unless their eyes were glued to your waist, you’re probably cool!

lol!

Posted by Jesspond  on  10/16  at  04:22 PM

I used to have this green button down shirt that I loved and would just not get rid of despite the obvious bleach spot on it. One day I wore it to work (many years ago when I was the family advocate assistant at Head Start.) I was late to work only to arrive to find the entire staff in a meeting. We worked in little clusters and of course I was the one that had to present our findings. Ick. The whole time I am focused on my stupid bleach spot. I feel you on this one smile

Posted by  on  10/16  at  05:15 PM

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brittny I'm B-Love. I've just returned to America after spending three years in Kuwait with my husband Mr. B-Love and our two maltese, Boz and Lucy. We recently added two more doggies to our family, Rocky and Teddy. I love weight training, OU football, and lazy weekends. Buckle up and get ready for my constant embarrassing moments, continual madness at a new job, and my daily effort to rely on Christ while adjusting to life back in the real world.


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