Why does my boss come in my office and smoke?
Oh wait- I’ll be a little more technical.
Why does my boss come into my office, stand halfway inside the door and smoke, trying his best to blow the billowy clouds of death away from me as he looks right at my face and speaks?
It doesn’t work.

that’s gotta suck. i would hate it if there were no laws against smoking indoors in the US. Hooray for people wanting to legislate every. little. detail. of our personal lives (not really - but that one is ok)