Have I ever told you guys how convenient it is to live in Kuwait? In fact, it’s too convenient.
Every place you can think of will deliver food to your house-
Chilis, Ruby Tuesday, Pastamania, Burger King, McDonalds (yeah- even fast food is faster)- you get the picture.
Heck, there are these little convenience stores in every neighborhod and you can tell them you need a bottle of water, 3 candy bars, and a box of tampons and they’ll deliver it to your door.
Life is too convenient here.
Do you want to know how I know that?
Last night I passed by a Subway that had, in big bold yellow letters, “We Deliver!!”
Does anyone see the irony in that?
Sort of defeats the purpose of an active lifestyle if you can sit on the couch watching The Biggese Loser, use your feet to cusp the phone off the coffee table and onto the couch, press speed dial, and order a 6 inch tukey- no cheese and fat free ranch, all without expending a single freaking calorie.
Well, actually, I think you burned a calorie or two while pressing speed dial!
Fast food delivers?! And I thought I had seen everything...what will you do upon your return to the states?