So I mentioned earlier that I thought today was Friday.
For this reason I believe I’m having an off day.
When I wear flats with no socks I spray my feet with deoderant.
Only today I sprayed them with Pantene Pro-V hairspray.
I think that calls for some dry joke about having feet so healthy they shine.

I seriously need to do that! Sometimes I think I have the smelliest feet ever.
Note to self: buy spray deodorant for feet.