I think we might be having in-laws with my in-laws tonight- and they’ll be at my house before I get home.
Five bucks says Will does not clean the house before they come.
Five more says I’m slightly homicidal when I arrive home to see what the place looks like.
Let’s pray Will stuns me.

CALL him and MAKE HIM! Offer him a bribe...three thin mints or something.
Eh, make it two, I think.