I’ve stooped to a whole new level.
Food Sneaking.
Yep.
My name is Brittny, and I’m a food sneaker.
I mentioned last week that Ramadan is taking place right now and that my coworker is Muslim and fasting.
I decided to be respectful of her fasting and forego any eating in the office. I’ll be honest and admit that I graze a lot of the day. I have my chewable vitamins around 9:00, my mid-morning snack around 10:00, lunch, and then another snack at 3:30ish.
Yeah, I know- shut up.
However, I decided to give this grazing up during Ramadan. Not eating my usual snacks has been a little more difficult than I though it would, but I’ve been holding strong.
Until today.
I got my Awesome Autumn package today (!!!YIPPEE!!!)- which I’ll post about in the next day or two.
I’ll go ahead and tell you that my partner sent me Dove chocolate (and surprisingly- they weren’t a melty mess! What a miracle!).
Chocolate is my Kryptonite. I’ll fold like a crushed aluminum can when faced with chocolate staring me down.
So, today I caved.
I totally sneaked some chocolate. Two pieces, to be exact. I so felt like I was back in elementary school trying to hide my extra huge wad of grape BubbleYum gum from the teacher.
I would cough, and unwrap the package a little bit.
Shuffle my feet and open it a little more.
Do a little nose sniff, and presto- the wrapper was off.
Then, the tricky part is trying to mask the smell of an awesome morsel of dove chocolate.
The key is to shove to stupid thing in your mouth and chew about 100 times a second (yep- that fast)- almost to the point where you can’t even enjoy your chocolate- almost.
Then, you have to clean your pallate to rid yourself of any evidence. That means you flush your mouth with water- which is also forbidden for a fasting Muslim.
I’m not sure how well I hid my chocolate scarf, but I’d like to think I did okay.
Sadly, in actuality, I probably didn’t. Boo.
However, I’ll continue to tell myself I did- just because I feel a little better knowing I didn’t drive my coworker crazy by the smell of Dove chocolate.
Back to the water thing-
Water drinking is something I won’t give up for my coworker. I have, however, tried my best to quietly open my bottles, drink slow and steadily- being sure not to gulp.
The biggest challenge has been using my crystal light packs. Shaking a bottle in hopes of dissolving the packet is nearly impossible! I’ve held it under my desk,
sloooowly rotated the bottle every 10 seconds,
shuffled papers while shaking,
and even went into a sneezing fit.
I still don’t think it worked.
Oh well- she’s got to know I’m drinking water. I pee every two hours.
I’ve been hiding my ice coffee behind my computer screen so that when she gets up from her desk she doesn’t see anything.
It’s been a lot of work! I feel like I have a second job! ha ha.
All I have to say is: It’s going to be a long month!
I better get better at this cough, shuffle, and unwrap bit.
More to come…
I LOVE Dove chocolate… your partner must really like you to send you such a tasty treat! 
haha! You opened the package at work?!? It didnt even make it home? That’s funny. I thought about the whole sneaking chocolate thing ... and the MIL thing (you had no chocolate in the house ... until now ... oops) and the melting before it gets there thing but it’s DOVE chocolate! Ok, I’ll shut up now and let you enjoy your chocolate.
Have a lovely day!