http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/pubs/sfn98/travolta.jpg

that’s how life auditing works. doesn’t it look:
a)unnessecary
b)like something from an orson welles film
c)fun! and! mystifying!
d)like you’d rather have a FML moment everyday for the rest of your life than answer to another human about your binge-ing habits?

oooo Orlando Bloom ... I dont remember anything you said after that.

Lol...could be much worse indeed. I’d fail life audit, for sure

At least it is a work Audit, and not a tax audit, lol.

This is where I cackle and rub my hands together Haha.

(I definitely have to take a look at P’s list after this)

At least I’m aware people hate me.  This is why I wear low cut shirts (they’re still totally work appropriate, but a lower button here and and there can’t hurt) and smile lots.  My male clients seem to like me.  Teehee

Oh!  And your Orlando comment totally reminded me that I forgot to post something VERY important about my fantasy guy *wink*

Life Audits-seriously fail. I had 3 cokes and a brownie melt today. FAT!

If I took your life audit test:
Have you been diligent to stay below your alloted fat and calorie intake on a daily basis?
Hmmmm, do I eve nknow what these numbers should be?

Have you helped old ladies across the street?
Uggh,no!  THey walk way too damn slow

Have you read all the Harry Potter books?
Sadly, yes. Twice

Have you made sure not to daydream about famous actors such as Orlando Bloom or James Franco?
If I am working on saying, “When Orlando and I met it was love at first site..” is that dreaming, or good planning?

Do you know who the Secretary of Agricultural Relational Studies and Law is? (ha ha)

WTF is that?

Hmmm… What is the possibility you were in LA this week? Someone (cough...cough...) broke into Orlando Bloom’s home and stole half a million dollars worth of things: watches, art, elf costumes… things of that nature. I’m not saying it was you or anything. But my audit question would be, “How many quivers of arrows and pointy-toed shoes do you now have in your possession?”