Um-

Does anyone think it’s totally BIZARO to send an email to someone I’m LITERALLY 2 1/2 feet from?

Yes, that’s right- I’m close enough to smell her deoderant (Hmm… Secret Platinum??) and we’re communicating via email.

What’s next? Am I going to be required to telephone her? Ahaha- that would be so funny.

Hmmm… maybe I should just do that for fun.

We get along great, but I always find it freaking hilarious when we do this email thing (I think it’s because she’s fasting and it makes her mouth really dry to talk.. think shards of cottony spit flying right at your face)

“Uh, hello! I’m right here. You can even whisper if you’d like! Hey! We could even play charades! How fun would that be!?”

Yesssss!! Charades <3

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PS- Download every Thievery Corporation song you can find to your iPod and label the folder "Stuff to Listen to at Work. It Will Inspire Creativity and Calm Thinking, Make Me a Freaking Genius, and Most Importantly- a Model Employee" <- will that even fit as a folder name? Hmm...

Seriously. I feel a promotion looming.