Today is our secret pal reveal day at work! I’m very excited to see who had me!

I think I might be a little bummed now that it’s over, I’ve gotten the best stuff!

Can we be not-so-secret secret pals??

Why oh why do I feel compelled to get totally crazy and go sing karoke? I HAVE NO IDEA! Did you guys know aside from bad weather singing is my biggest fear ever?

So- we both know I’d never get my butt up on stage and sing. But if I did, right now and this very second I would sing this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRG55KnZkqc

Seriously- stop me. I’m talking like a maniac.

Yet another confirmation that wine in boxed form is evil. 

I think we might be having in-laws with my in-laws tonight- and they’ll be at my house before I get home.

Five bucks says Will does not clean the house before they come.

Five more says I’m slightly homicidal when I arrive home to see what the place looks like.

Let’s pray Will stuns me. 

Did you guys know Chris Brown beat up Rihanna-

oh like three weeks ago?

Please tell me you guys live underground too.

You’d think the invention of the internet would have helped me to avoid missing such highly important life and death information.

It’s been a while since we’ve done this, hasn’t it?

Let’s declare today A Series of Short Posts day.

We’re going to have the.best.time.ever.

I hate-

I loathe read receipts.

I mean- who the crap do you think you are that warrants that I INFORM YOU when I’ve read your stupid little insignificant email?

HA. When your stupid little box pops up and asks if I want to send a receipt I WILL ALWAYS ALWAYS CLICK NO!

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Unfortunately I have recently joined the realm of annoying morons.

(hanging head)

I’m so ashamed…

Please just send me the stupid receipt already…

I’m a moron.

I can’t run now- I’m a work! Hmm, can I scoot my chair all around the office with my computer on my lap and a pencil behind my ear and a little telemarketer headset?

Ha-

How great would that be?

For me.

No one else. 

The best Texas State Fair Food:

Fried Snickers.

Amazing.

I just ate like a cow for lunch,

am starving again,

and thinking about fried snickers.

Can I blame it on OU-Texas week?

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Um yeah- I’m going to go run three miles now. 

Why am I starving all of a sudden?

I had 8 cookies! The lunch of champions!!

Sigh…

I had 8 cookies for lunch today.

Nothing else.

I love having good nutritional values. I really, really do.