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A Series of Short Posts

A Series if Short Posts: Brainiac

I am officially addicted to the free trial of Luminosity.

I am killing these games.

Sad.

But true.

A Series if Short Posts: You Can do it, We Can Help

I want to buy my own airbrush tanning system.

I want me and P to stand in our garage and bronze ourselves up so we can look as beautiful as you tan girls.

Seriously, my pastiness annoys me,- so I know it’s annoying the rest of the world too.

The trouble is that the good ones are pricey.

I wonder if the Home Depot wall spray painter could work?

Haha, just kidding!

Sort of…

A Series if Short Posts: Gain Size in Your Bis

Try this next time you are at the gym-

Do 12 hammer curls of heavy(ish) weight.

Immediately pick up the next lowest weight and do 12 reps with that weight.

Then immediately pick up the next lowest weight from that and go until you can’t go anymore.

Rest for a minute.

Repeat three times.

Yow.

Your pretty biceps will thank me later.

A Series if Short Posts: Gaze into Microwaves

I often stand in front of the microwave watching my food cook.

This can’t be good for me, right?

And who is so impatient that they must literally stand, comatose in front of a microwave while they watch their food get fried to completion?

Apparently me.

A Series if Short Posts: Material Girl

Who jammed out to the 80s Pandora Station for an hour at work this week?

This girl!

Don’t judge me.

It was an awesome decade musically.

(um as well as in GENERAL)

Period.

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A Series if Short Posts: Harlem Shake

Um- am I the only person that had to find out about the latest dance craze, “The Harlem Shake,” from the evening news the other night?

How old do I feel right now?

Seriously- is this dance an actual thing?

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A Series if Short Posts: Cinderella

Will is working tomorrow morning, so I am going to take advantage of those hours by speed cleaning my house.

Have you tried this yet?

Definitely more effective than my old way.

It will all be nice and clean before Will even gets home that afternoon.

I am sickly very excited that I get to clean my house while he is at work.

If there were glass slippers and an amazing ball to attend at the end of this session, I could understand the excitement- but being excited just to be excited?

Weirdo.

A Series if Short Posts: Eggs and Drains

Why must Easter candy be EVERYWHERE!?

Seriously everywhere.

Even in the nonfood related aisles, like body wash and draino.

Really!?

Really!?

Do you really think I am going to crack open a Cadbury Egg while showering or digging a pound out hair out of my drain?

Perhaps now is not the time to answer that question.

I suddenly have a disgusting craving for Cadbury Eggs in their nonvegan glory and all.

A Series if Short Posts: Face Spackle

I started incorporating primer into my foundation routine each morning and have decided it is one of my best decisions of late.

How have I not been using this all my adult life?!

Why didn’t you tell me I needed this!?

I thought primer was a waste… but seriously- we prime the walls of our homes before we paint something pretty on them, so why not our face?

Duh.

Perfect sense.

A Series if Short Posts: Hamming it Up

I am officially beginning to be a bit of a vegetarian snob.

I made a pot of beans in the crockpot yesterday (if you are from the South this makes sense, if you are not and this grosses you out? Trust me, it tastes better than it sounds.).

Will loves ham with his, so I always cut up chunks to add to the crockpot.

Only I literally got grossed out at the thought of “my” portion swimming around with his ham and couldn’t have them comingle.

Official.

Snob.

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brittny I'm B-Love. Lover of God, my husband Will, my doggies, OU football, weight training, plyometrics healthy eating (mostly!), peanut butter, and all things health related. Buckle up and get ready for my constant embarrassing moments, health and fitness tips,and my effort to rely on Christ while living life in the real world. Follow me on Feedly! Sign up for monthly emails at blove@theblovelife.com!


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